Let's plan a big "AFTER THE RAPTURE" Party! (piss off fundies)

[burn the bush]

Let's begin planning a big AFTER THE RAPTURE party. Let's plan for all the sinful things that we can do on our new Heaven On Earth Without Fundies! Yahoo!

They are all planning on going right? Well, let's see if we can get them to commit to a date. (or maybe a century) Something that narrows it down a little so that WE HEathens can prepare for the rapture too.

With all of them gone, things should get a hell of a lot better for the rest of us. So pull out your bong and make love to your mate (or your date) We're Gonna Party like it's ......the end of the world?

No fundies, No Fundies, no televangelist ripping off people on my tv!
No fundies, no fundies, no war for big business, don't you see!

No fundies, no fundies, No laws to protect big business
No fundies, no fundies, there may be a way out of this mess!

No Fundies, no fundies, the earth might turn green.
No fundies, no fundies, blue skys, what a scene.

No Fundies, no fundies, no one to care who you sleep with
No fundies, no fundies, break the better than thou myth.

gotta stop, gotta stop.

[Huckebein the Raven]

1. I'm making a trip to the Ferrari dealership

:P

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. Is there a way to convince them it's happening now?

So they either try to fly or get really upset about being left?

[onager]

4. Great idea!

Let's try to book all our trips on flights with empty seats.

In our carryon bags, we'll take thrift-shop clothes, dentures, etc., and slip them into the empty seats when no one's looking...

:evilgrin:

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Brilliant

Much better than the special effects plan I was cooking.

[zann725]

3. What a great idea!

Since they've often said to us: "If you don't like it, leave it."

So why's their "flight" not booked?

[JohnnyRingo]

6. It'll beat the "party of the risen" all to heck

Ossie Nelson.....or Ozzy Ozbourne?

[thecai]

7. The Only Problem Is....

The fundies think "the wicked" will be leaving the earth.
They will not even realize when they miss "the rapture".

But my house will be vacant after the rapture, feel free to party here!:bounce: