progmom is angry with me because I won't reveal my first crush! So let's

[JimmyJazz]

play 20 yes or no questions - if you get it, I'll admit it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. You actually remember your first crush???

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

3. yes - and I won't count that as a question!

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Didn't think you would....

Nor was it intended to be considered a real question. But I could not resist!

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. What's Vietnam?

[JimmyJazz]

4. WoW - with questions like these, my secret will be safe! Thank you!

:D

On edit: Yes.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Okay, number two: Why aren't apples orange?

[JimmyJazz]

11. Answer: No.

See my post - these are supposed to be "yes or no" 20 questions!

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Oh, okay. Number three: What brand of air filter do you recommend for my

1988 Volkswagen Golf?

[JimmyJazz]

27. Magic Eight ball says...

Try Again Later.

:o

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Hmmm....geting close. Number four: If a train leaves Kansas City at 5:00 P

and arrives in Sacramento at 7:00 PM, is there a breach in the laws of physics involved?

[JimmyJazz]

39. No - It must mean it was the Silver Streak

[RandomKoolzip]

45. Okay...I think I've got it:

Sebastian Cabot. Right?

[Goathead]

6. Should I go to the doctor about this discoloration I have on my hip?

[JimmyJazz]

14. Answer: I can't tell you.

I'm not allowed to give medical advice.

[Goathead]

16. It turns out, it was just a birth mark I had forgotten about!

What a relief!:blush:

[yvr girl]

8. Was it a celebrity?

[JimmyJazz]

28. Yes

[progmom]

9. was rkz your first crush?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

29. If I had known him back then, he would have been, but NO

sorry.

[RandomKoolzip]

42. "Should I be troubled by this response?" He wondered aloud.

[JimmyJazz]

49. No - I was only kidding!

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

55. Phew!

Because whoisalhedges has a HUGE crush on me and I don't want to break your heart.

[RandomKoolzip]

57. Henry Silva?

[JimmyJazz]

61. Um - not to break *your* heart, but I don't think so, Skippy...

I saw the pics with him and the Beastman --- and I saw tongue. You are dead to him, I'm sure.

[RandomKoolzip]

64. He's just a slut.

That's why I love him. He can hump anything that moves (and often does....in front of company) as long as he loves ME.

[Longgrain]

10. The Burger King?

Edited to ensure madness!

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Ew.

Her first crush was H. R. Pufnstuff?

That's fuckin' sick.

[progmom]

18. no way, man. he's hot!!

[RandomKoolzip]

24. Hey, I'm no plushie, but my pulse races at the sight of Pufnstuf.

I wish he'd stuf MY puf!

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. Your puf is atrophied and stale.

[RandomKoolzip]

37. But I just shaved it!

Got the "mohawk" going, just how you like puf. Or do you prefer giant pink puf that smells like petroleum, you nasty little orc?

[Magrittes Pipe]

76. The bigger and pinker, the better.

[JohnKleeb]

22. Someone told me you had a thing for the hamburger helper so

I wuoldnt be talking :P That was meant for Hedges.

[dolo amber]

12. Joe Strummer!!

Do I win fudge? :7 :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

19. No - I was 7 at the time, but you can still have fudge!

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. The handsome chap James Madison?

:hide:

[JimmyJazz]

35. who the fuck is James Madison? The dead President?

I don't think so.

[JohnKleeb]

13. Did you go to school with him?

[JimmyJazz]

21. No - What number are we on?

He was on television.

[JohnKleeb]

25. Ahh I dont know JJ, I dont count

I asken

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Is he dead or alive?

[JimmyJazz]

23. Yes or no questions! Sheesh!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Is he dead?

Whiner.

[JimmyJazz]

30. No - but his career is.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. David Cassidy?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

46. No. This is my first crush - when I was a kid.

[JohnKleeb]

48. The guy from the Monkeys?

[Huckebein the Raven]

32. Don't you know how to play this game ?

:P

[Huckebein the Raven]

36. delete - posted in the wrong place

[progmom]

38. was he on the TV show Emergency?

(I had a crush on one of those guys)

[JimmyJazz]

43. No.

[Huckebein the Raven]

40. Was he a rockstar ?

[JimmyJazz]

44. no.

[progmom]

47. was he on a kids tv show?

[JimmyJazz]

50. Yes. But, lookie here! Your 20 questions are up...gotta run.

TTFN

[Huckebein the Raven]

51. Captain Kangaroo ?

[JimmyJazz]

54. No - what kinda sicko do you take me for?

Don't answer that, okay?

[progmom]

62. mr greenjeans?

Mr Greenjeans was hot.

[progmom]

52. was it

richard simmons?

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Was he on TV?

[progmom]

56. slim goodbody?

[dback]

58. I'll venture a guess and say Michael Jackson

Based on the "dead career" bit. Otherwise, Bobby Sherman (though he now apparently works as a paramedic).

Can I come back tomorrow and try for the car?

[JimmyJazz]

63. ew no on both counts.

But, thanks for the Julie, Julie, Julie, Do you love me? earworm :silly:

[RandomKoolzip]

59. Cliff Robertson?

[RandomKoolzip]

60. Martin van Buren?

[progmom]

65. Adam West?

[JimmyJazz]

70. Um - time's up....

for Hollywood! Hooray! <----Sorry, clash earworm

[RandomKoolzip]

66. Bela Bartok?

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. Mr. Rogers?

[RandomKoolzip]

68. Wink Martindale?

[RandomKoolzip]

69. Alfalfa from the Little Rascals?

[RandomKoolzip]

71. Yassir Arafat?

[JimmyJazz]

74. Watch the spaminator - progmom and sundog got hit last night...

when DU was all glitchy - just to let you know :hi: I would miss you if even for a few minutes *swoon* <---- but no crush here. really.

[RandomKoolzip]

75. Allrighty. Uh....Henry Kissinger?

[Huckebein the Raven]

72. Greg Brady ?

[progmom]

73. Davey?

From Davey & Goliath?