You have 2 life preservers - who do you share your other one with?

[LynneSin]

Your ship is sinking and you have one extra life preserve to save one other person. Who do you save?

[MadHound]

1. My wife of course!

I mean, y'all are nice and fun and all of that, but we're talking about the love of my life here.

[leftofthedial]

2. I keep both

in case I need a spare

[redqueen]

3. I voted for the drank.

People actually say it that way here... 'drank'.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. only onion lovers.

then no haters would be around to complain about the smell.

[hfojvt]

5. I was gonna say "Pamela Anderson"

then I remembered that silicone floats.

[Squatch]

6. I'll use it to prop up my feet.

Might as well be comfortable if adrift.

[ragin_acadian]

7. my cooler.