I Had Dookus's Baby

[matcom]

and we named it Will Pitt

discuss.

[yvr girl]

1. But you and Will had Kleeb!

You had a child with your son?!

You are one sick puppy.

[matcom]

2. *growl*

love is GREAT when you keep it in the family! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

3. ewwww

I need a shower now.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. watch it!

he might have your baby too!
:o

[matcom]

5. 30 seconds ago

as a matter of fact

and if you MUST know, she was GREAT! :P

[yvr girl]

6. ...thanks, I guess

I've never gotten a man pregnant before.

I do feel a bit sorry for Mrs. Matcom though - you're awfully quick.

[Mrs.Matcom]

7. Hey!

You better watch it Mr! Wife is on board! YVR Girl and I have some major discussing of you to do! hahaha! :evilgrin:

[matcom]

8. OH NO!!!!!!!!!

what are YOU doing here??? x(

DAMN!

I should have NEVER showed you how to use DU! x(

[Mrs.Matcom]

12. OH HELL YES!

Where do you think I am??? Sitting at my desk checking out what YOU are up to! Slut!

[matcom]

13. that is SLUT BITCH to you BABY!!

:*

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. I thought

It was Pirate Whore Bitch??

[matcom]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

actually, its SMELLY Pirate Whore Bitch :P

[RetroLounge]

20. SMELLY Pirate Whore Bitch

:yourock:

RL

[Mrs.Matcom]

24. You need

to go back to Whore Island!!! :P

[yvr girl]

9. I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I thought he was someone else.

:blush:

[Mrs.Matcom]

14. I know

Thatis how we met! I was drunk and thought he was someone else too! He is the very spawn of Satan himself! Such a trickster!

[yvr girl]

19. So I'm forgiven?

Do I still get to come to the BBQ at your place. I promise, I'll keep my hands off Matcom.

Who should I grope instead?

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. Of course!

Hmmm, we will have to see who shows up! Maybe Jimmyjazz?? Heard she likes a lot of attention...:-)

[yvr girl]

26. They're heading home on Sunday

Sides, I kinda prefer men.

I was thinking a local...then I'll have another reason to visit Boston.

[Mrs.Matcom]

27. Let's see...

I was just kidding @ Jimmyjazz, hoping to get her in the thread. I have guess we will have to see who shows??

[yvr girl]

28. Well if Matcom makes me live up to my drinking challenge

I'll be too drunk to be picky.

[LynneSin]

10. I wonder what you, Will and DS1 were doing in DC....

...now we know - producing love children. Who is your love child with DS1?

[matcom]

11. Malloy

but don't tell him though

[LynneSin]

15. Yeah, but you almost killed him

:eyes:

[ralps]

25. You Mean Mike Malloy Is your Son!!!!! Then that means Molly

Malloy is your grand child

Hi Grandpa

:wtf: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :spray:

[underpants]

18. Shallow end of the gene pool

and it shows

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

21. then how do you explain THIS

[underpants]

23. We don't talk about the weird cousin in my family

You know....out of respect...and embarassment...mostly the embarassment part

[Bouncy Ball]

29. You know freepers just get off on this type of thing.

This is porn for them. For some odd reason. Aren't they sick???

[matcom]

30. what makes you think *I* didn't get off too!

:P