It's the end of the world

[Dookus]

I mean it this time.

I just saw a commercial for the Miss USA pageant next week. Prior to the pageant, is Fear Factor: Miss USA. Yes, the pageant contestants will be doing an episode of Fear Factor.

Does America want to see Miss USA eat 14" of pig rectum?

[Fridays Child]

1. Depends. Fresh or pickled?

:P

[coloradodem2005]

2. It's the end of the world as we know it.

And I feel fine. :P

[Dancing_Dave]

9. Yeah, the world as we knew it did kinda suck...

Babylon will all fall down fall down, Babylon will all fall down...(pass the joint, dude).

[Tace]

3. I Thought Miss USA WAS 14" Of Pig Rectum

Sorry. : )

[Jamastiene]

4. I certainly would not want to

watch anyone eat 14" of any kind of rectum. I'd imagine that if anyone actually ate 14" of retum, it would damn near kill 'em.

[Must_B_Free]

5. you will, over the course of a lifetime

probably several feet or parhaps yards, if you eat hotdogs and sausage.

[Jamastiene]

10. Oddly enough...

I've always avoided those. I usually just get a hot dog bun and add chili onions and ketchup, no weenie. I do eat pepperoni and salami (deli style foods) though, so I probably have already eaten it. I was joking even though it was a corny one. ;)

[Swamp Rat]

6. No, but I'd like to see her hit in the face with a pie.

:)

[WilliamPitt]

7. Eat the fetid cow entrails, Miss Nebraska! Eat them faster!

I think there was something about this in Revelations.

"And lo, there arose from the sea a buxom demon with flaxen hair from the kingdom of New Jersey, and the Beast did feast on the flesh of fetid cow for all to see, and a rain of jaguars fell from the sky and devoured every TV executive who didst not flee rapidly."

[ET Awful]

11. LMAO Will . . .

I say we append a new book to the Bible, the Book of Pitt. Give us some more prophecy Will :)

[LynzM]

18. That would be excellent....

Particularly the bit about jaguars eating TV execs... please??

[soup]

8. Geesh, April is the cruelest month.

Super Volcano April 10th
http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/supervolcano/supervolcano.html

Revelations April 13th
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-25362/

Locusts April 24th
http://www.cbs.com/specials/locusts/

And Miss USA Fear Factor?!

[ET Awful]

12. Well "Super Volcano" I can understand, disaster movies of that

ilk are nothing new under the sun (Dante's Peak and what not).

But "Locusts"? I thought bug movies went out of vogue with "Them" and "Empire of the Ants."

"Revelations". . . is this like the TV version of "Left Behind"?

[freebird1]

13. ... as we know it ...

I've never watched Fear Factor and I'm not starting now for sure!

[Dookus]

14. I watched it twice

and while the stunts are sort of fun, the eating of insects and odd animal parts was just a little too disgusting. I don't need to see people gagging and puking on tv.

But it would be fun to see Miss USA gag and puke.... I'm torn.

[freebird1]

19. That's not something I would want to see at all.

I can understand how you could think it's funny but I think that's kinda icky.
:dilemma:

[dubyaD40web]

15. mmmm....Bologna!!

[paula777]

16. I'm going to go with "YES" on this question

It's not that I want to see Miss USA eat 14 inches of pig rectum, it's more like I want to watch them gag and cry and throw up trying. It strikes me as funny for some reason.

[redqueen]

17. *sigh*

Sadly, this is not the first Fear Factor featuring beauty pageant contestants.