Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon

[agates]

Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."

There is a long pause as three continue to watch events.

Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign."

[ProudGerman]

1. *chuckle*

Good one! :thumbsup: