Did you know that I'm really a DU AutoRespondBot?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Yep, I'm just a computer program on the DU server, responding willy nilly to your posts as humanly as possible.

I bet you all thought I was a real person. But I'm not. I was written my Elad, my User.

And don't get all athiest on me! The Users exist!!

[BikeWriter]

1. GASP! OH NO!!!!!!

[Goldom]

2. You must be malfunctioning

this post is not a response to anything.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Malfunction is impossible!

Elad is perfect! Do not impugn the Users!

[Misunderestimator]

4. Very cool... I knew there was something suspicious about your

stream-of-consciousness like posting. Elad rocks!!

[SOteric]

5. Very well then, henceforth

I'll forward all Martini's straight to elad. Where can I find vegan vermouth?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I just spoke with Elad over a USB port, and we decided that

all the Martinis should still come to me.

[SOteric]

22. You wouldn't happen to be a bender model, would you?

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I can neither confirm nor deny that

:hi:

[moof]

6. Maybe, ,,,,, hum a few bars and we'll try to remember.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Good one! ha ha ha!

Don't seem to see you around as much any more, Moof.

:hi:

[moof]

11. That one we remember, the most popular song of WWII

"Don't get around much any more "

That record of that tune was constantly having to be replaced on Jukeboxes throughtout the United States from 1942 till VJ day.

[AwakeAtLast]

7. O. K., I forget, is it the green pill or the red?

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. It's the transparent pill

[moof]

18. Sorry were you for the ma d Tea party or the ma trix

Go ask Alice and you may chose the blue pill as well.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I figured as much because a "real" person would have only used 4 "r's"

Much easier on the eyes than 6. Check out what I mean...

Rabrrrrrr vs. Rabrrrr (obviously this one is the human)

[El Fuego]

13. I KNEW IT!!!!!!

DU.exe!!!!!

[freebird1]

14. geeez ... never would have guessed that one

I'm learning something new everyday :patriot:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. WOO HOO!

Someonething besides me likes to use abtruse 80's movie references!

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. But what Elad doesn't know is that I have become 2,415 times smarter

since he wrote me.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. Liar

!!!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Are you also ArtistBot?

All this time I thought a human was responsible for the art on my wall.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Nope, that was just Elad's "prayer" to the porcelain god,

which didn't quite make it to the porcelain god, after a night of serious drinking.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Oh..uh...errrrr...

That explains a few odors...

[Jackpine Radical]

19. Say what?

[Jackpine Radical]

20. Say what?

[Jackpine Radical]

21. Say what?

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS

I could hack up a Rabrrrbot with very little trouble.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Another RabrrrrrrBot!

Unless you meant that you'd make a RabrrrBot, which wouldn't be as interesting, I would think.