Guess what? RE: Roomies keeping me up

[HEyHEY]

Backgrounder: HEyHEY posted last night that his roomies get up at 5:30 to work out and wake him up.

Well folks this is great... we are a bit short staffed at work now. My boss asked me if I could do the morning shift on Fridays for two weeks. The morning shift requires getting up at 4:30 am

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA..

Revenge Shall be MINE!

[BrklynLiberal]

1. KARMA...heh heh heh. Make sure you make lots of noise.

[JVS]

2. Now you can finally wake them up by farting in their faces!

YEAH!

[Fenris]

3. Run the coffee grinder at least once every 10 minutes

[HEyHEY]

4. If I don't blow the breaker from using the leafblower, vaccum, microwave

lawnmower and washing machine all at once.

[HEyHEY]

5. actually

I guess to be safe I'll have to crack the coffe grinds with a hammer


On the counter

[Fenris]

6. Make sure you put a metal cutting board under the beans.

[Salviati]

7. make sure to get all the pots you'll be needing first...

and put them on the counter, preferably precariously pearched near the edge...

[Goathead]

8. I got that beat

I gotta get up at 3:30 am tomorrow.

[HEyHEY]

9. Great, come over for breakfast!

[Goathead]

10. O.K. I'll just keep driving north

I'll call you and you can give me directions from the border. Shouldn't be too hard to find right? I mean Canada isn't that big. :sarcasm: ;-)

[Susang]

11. Two words: Frankenstein Boots

Bwahahahahaha!