Today's unflattering Jessica Simpson photo, courtesy of collegehumor.com

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/j/jessica_simpson!2.w492.jpg

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

1. holy crap

it looks like the next-to-last scene of a gangbang bukkake movie.

[Zuni]

19. ROFLMAO

That was the funniest comment of the day! :P

[fertilizeonarbusto]

2. UGH

The return of the bimbo!

[StopTheMorans]

3. unflattering?

in what respect :shrug:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. One man's ceiling is another man's floor...

...as the old saying goes.

:toast:

[Worst Username Ever]

24. She looks like Tammy Faye Baker n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

4. Who is Jessica Simpson?

Is she just one of those people whose 15 minutes has been dragged out for years with no good reason?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. 14 minutes, 30 seconds and counting...

[bertha katzenengel]

11. Oh, I get it. She's white, somewhat attractive (to some, I guess), and

"blonde." No wonder.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. Yes, all of that, plus a heaping helping of what I like to call...

...the "accident waiting to happen" factor.

I saw about 5 minutes of her MTV "Newlyweds" show before I had to turn it off. She's living in her own little bubble world. I hope she's invested her money wisely in anticipation of the day that the bubble bursts.

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. She's the EPITOME

of the term DUMB BLONDE.

The one who wanted to know if "Chicken of the Sea" was actually chicken, or tuna? :eyes:

And said something to the Secretary fo the Interior that she loved what she'd done with the White House. The girls brains were sucked out during her last liposuction. Seriously.

FSC

[last_texas_dem]

9. That's a good way of putting it

If she was even deserving of the first fifteen... :-)

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. It looks like a blow-up doll

Well I've always thought she was plastic....

[Mojambo]

21. That's exactly what I thought. n/t

[Joe Power]

7. Best I've ever seen her look

The "love doll" look suits her.

[trag]

10. I would hope

Nick is bigger then that.

[Archae]

12. Could be worse.

It could be her sister Ashley. BLECH!

[last_texas_dem]

14. I hate to admit it, but

I actually like Ashley (or is it Ashlee?) Simpson more. Jessica's music is so slick and bland, and I prefer Ashley's bad rock to Jessica's bad adult contemporary. Jessica also seems quite vapid and plastic; Ashley isn't quite that bad.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

16. BLECH! indeed...

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

20. She looks like the next Courtney Love

[mr_hat]

13. Lip gape.

[CO Liberal]

17. I Can Just Imagine How Someone Could Photo Shop That One.....

:-)

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Dipshit in false eyelashes.

Looking like the total idiot she is in this picture.

[Atlas Mugged]

22. Her roots are showing.

I saw her "perform" on one of the morning shows and was totally unimpressed. She's doing the Britney Spears' trick with her vocal range: if she can't hit those lower notes, she growls them.

[Fridays Child]

25. Here. Let me fix that picture for y'all.