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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:34 PM Original message |
Let's play: What's the funniest insult you've ever received? |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. When I Was in College, |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:47 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. a vee mee? |
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Demit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. When I was 16 a guy said to me "Funny, you don't look smart". |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. how does one look smart? |
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Demit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Cute (I didn't realize it), really long & shiny hair (it was the 60s) |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. "nofatchicks... nofatchicks... *snigger* nofatchicks..." uttered by |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:44 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. seriously, people need to come up |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Maybe it was a So. Cali. thing, but in the late 80s (I think), "No Fat |
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MrModerate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
5. I once directed a production of "Gammer Gurton's Needle" |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. oh weird! |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. kewel! |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:12 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. Sounds like a lovely review I got once... |
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Goldom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Why don't you go to (name of Christian school)" |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. talking to someone who thought I was "one of the saved" |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
9. Look at my username. (nt) |
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murielm99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:17 PM Response to Reply #9 |
24. Every time I see your user name, I think of an incident that |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. "You kiss the feet of idols." |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:24 AM Response to Reply #13 |
37. oh do I |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
15. Will Pitt has a great story about an insult he got in an elevator |
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Rainbowreflect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Tease! |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
17. It was on DU.....A poster who has since been tombstoned called me a |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:17 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. I love that "insult" |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:46 PM Response to Reply #23 |
29. When I told the story to my Michael, he just rolled his eyes...... |
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thinkingwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:39 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. ROFL |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:44 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Sadly, I haven't had a chance to see it... |
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thinkingwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. I missed the first season |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
19. You damned russian monkey |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
21. "You're really not cute enough for me." |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
22. Jell-O Butt |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
26. "You're just a pale-faced bag of bones." |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
28. Some Bushbot called me an intellectual. |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:49 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. whoooo |
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ZenLefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
30. A freeper called me a "BJ excuser" |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:59 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Hey what's wrong with BJs? |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:27 AM Response to Reply #30 |
40. Now that is awesome |
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Neoma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
31. Liberal Wiener |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
34. A man asked me if I was a republican while he was trying to get me to sign |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:25 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. nice one |
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demily (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-07-05 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. Once a "friend" |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:26 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. seriously, some people have no tact |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
41. Not me but my coworker after stating he lived with his g/f |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:33 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. 'fornicator' |
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frictionlessO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
42. Got called this the other day for a post that wasn't anything like |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-08-05 08:35 AM Response to Original message |
44. Old lady on my nose ring "Honey, would not a cowbell been less painful?" |
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