"We're Knights of the Round Table,"

[Archae]

We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

[ET Awful]

1. On second thought, let's not go to Camelot

'tis a silly place.

[Archae]

2. "And she's got HUGE..."

"...tracts of land!" :D

[Lisa]

14. I accidentally caught myself saying "tracts of land" ...

... during an agricultural economics lecture the other day -- and nobody in a 1st-year college class recognized the expression! What can we do about today's kids?

[Ready4Change]

3. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, my duty as a knight is to stop as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.

[Archae]

4. "What...is your favorite color?"

"Blue! No wait! AGGGGHHHH!!!"

[Ready4Change]

8. 'That's EASY!"

.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Ever seen the animated Legos version of that scene?

It's on the Special Edition DVD, really quite funny.

[Rainbowreflect]

6. First the...

:spank: and the then the :evilgrin:!

[GregW]

7. "One day lad, alllllllll this will be yours ..."

"What, the curtains?"

[HEyHEY]

9. What an eccentric performance

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

10. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system

of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

...you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

...I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[Ready4Change]

11. What manner of man are you...?

ARTHUR: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without
flint or tinder?

TIM: I... am an enchanter.

ARTHUR: By what name are you known?

TIM: There are some who call me... Tim?

[Ready4Change]

12. GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)

snicker snicker

[DinahMoeHum]

13. "I fart in your general direction. . ."

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."


:evilgrin:

[Archae]

16. *SPROING!*

"Moo!!!"

"Run away!" :D

[SPQR]

15. Perhaps he was

dictating.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

17. I love the killer rabbit flying out of the cave

Always roll on the floor over that scene.

[Archae]

18. "Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"

"One, two, five!"
"Three sir!"
"Three!"
(Choral music)
:nuke: :D

[Ready4Change]

19. That rabbit's dynamite!

Love that scene too.