Thousands Descend on Dublin, Ohio

[underpants]

http://benquirer.blogspot.com/

DUBLIN, OHIO - Thousands of angry protestors congregated today in Dublin, angry over the changes in Wendy's Value Menu. Most of the uproar revolves around the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, or JBC, which provides nourishment to the masses. The JBC has been a staple of many Americans' diets for years. And why not - it only cost 99 cents. But all that recently changed, as Wendy's raised the price of the JBC to $1.29. That's what caused tens of thousands of citizens to loot and riot in Dublin, home of Wendy's headquarters.

An angry fat man was heard shouting,"One twenty nine! That aint fine!" Adding the old favorite, "Hell no, we won't go," when no one joined in on his first chant.

[Avalux]

1. Nice to know what's important -

Tens of thousands?? Geez. :banghead:

[bif]

2. I hope these people don't vote.

[northzax]

3. it's nice to see that the Benquirer

is taking some time off from trying to track down Terri Schiavo's killer to report the real news...

[underpants]

4. That site is freakin' hilarious

:rofl: