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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:01 AM
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show of hasselhoffs! who here owns anything hasselhoff?
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:02 AM
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1. We went to the same high school. Didn't know him though. n/t
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:06 AM
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3. did you hear any rumours about him?
was he always such a stud muffin?
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:09 AM
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5. No. He was a little older than me so our paths never crossed. n/t
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:10 AM
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6. interesting
but, the real question is, do YOU own anything hasselhoff? a small token perhaps to keep his greatness in mind?
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:14 AM
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8. I could probably russell up a yearbook photo if I bugged my older bro. n/t
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veteran_for_peace Donating Member (372 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:03 AM
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2. I have spongebob squarepants the movie
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:07 AM
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4. nicely done, nicely done
hasselhoff would approve
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:13 AM
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7. This is funny
A few days ago I had an idea for a new sitcom where a guy comes across KITT (Night Rider's talking car) in a junkyard. He tows it home and fixes it. The entire series would then revolve around KITT's relationship with the guy who saved him. The twist is, KITT is so happy the guy saved him that he eventually falls in love with him. They could get into all kinds of wacky adventures! The possibilities are endless while exploring human-car love.

Should I go to Hollywood and pitch it? :)

No, I don't own anything Hasselhoff, except the memory of his bad TV shows in the 80's.
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:19 AM
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10. I was hoping for something darker. Like revenge for sending him to the
bone-yard after years of faithful service. Kinda like Kit meets Cristine.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:43 AM
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12. That's season 2 material
They can go on a quest together to find David Hasselhoff. Maybe lure him over to the open hood so kit can bash his head in? "Come check out my new engine Michael.. Yes, that's right Michael, get a real close look".. SLAM!!! Slam slam slam! "Noooooooo! My beautiful face!"
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:36 AM
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22. noooo
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 10:37 AM by chickenscratching


"don't deny me. you love me, you love the Hoff....now get over here and massage my chestal hair"
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:32 PM
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13. did i just hear you say...
"bad TV shows" ??? David Hasslehoff in a bad show? c'mon! :eyes:


i love the hoff, but he's a bit eccentric. how can you not be when you think you played a big part in the fall of the berlin wall? http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:18 AM
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9. My Dogs Left a Lot of Hasselhoff In The Back Yard
I need to get out there and rake it up.

:-)
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:32 AM
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16. what?
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 10:32 AM by chickenscratching
your dog eats hasselhoff? :)
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 11:22 AM
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11. Almost
I have a friend from high school, and every year, we give each other a joke gift and regular gift for Christmas, and it's degraded down to the point that the joke gift is usually something really embarrassing. A few years ago, I got him a Hasselhoff CD for the joke gift, and his regular gift was a kit that let you make a clock out of any CD.

I made him listen to the CD before he clocked it.

TLalocW
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:32 AM
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17. did he enjoy the CD?
he better! give david the respect he deserves!
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:34 PM
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14. I have a 45 RPM
of him singing. haha Ended up with it from buying some '80's records in bulk. I've heard he had a successful singing career in some European country, though (Germany, I think).
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:40 PM
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15. I don't own anything of him, but an image to terrify...
Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 01:42 PM by Anarcho-Socialist
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:33 AM
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18. ACCCKKKKKKK!!!!!
That's just wrong. :scared:


:hi:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:34 AM
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20. are you kidding me?
with such a cute son and husband (i saw their pic, both are total studlies if you don't mind me saying) how can you not recognize the beauty in the Hoff?
DOn't deny yourself your true inner feelings!

:)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:36 AM
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21. Oh, he's cute alright...but coming at me from his crotch like that...
was a little disturbing. :P

And thanks for admiring my sweeties! :hi:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:41 AM
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23. hey no prob
crotchal hoff can be a bit intimidating.

:hi:

ps. how old if your son?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 12:30 PM
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24. He is now 6 and a half. The picture was taken when he was 5.
:hi:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 12:31 PM
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25. what a dear
i bet he's really well behaved and intelligent too (he has that wise look about him)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 12:38 PM
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26. When he was a newborn his sister called him, "Baby Man Sir" because
she said he always was so serious with his big eyes looking at you. He is my little man. One part of me is proud watching him grow, the other part wants my baby back. :hi: Thanks so much.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-05 10:33 AM
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19. you just made my day!
:loveya: oh david....
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