Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/

10. The copy machine is just some guy sitting in a room with a pen
Doug D., Tulsa, OK

9. Whenever a pencil tip breaks, you find your boss weeping under his desk
Joe K., Homewood, IL

8. Cubicles are actually just old refrigerator boxes
Rob G., Stoney Creek, Ontario

7. Bathroom breaks come out of your vacation time
Cynthia B., Vero Beach, FL

6. Some guy with a bad combover keeps yelling "You're fired!"
G B., Independence, KY

5. No water cooler, so people have to gather around a half-empty bottle of Evian
Bob B., Philadelphia, PA

4. Twice a week you have to wipe away the crime scene chalk from your desk
Leo F., Newport, NH

3. Annual company retreat: the local Texaco for Cheetos and Yoo-Hoo
Andrew R., Atlanta, GA

2. Your primary responsbility: inject other employees in the ass
Katie N., Hemlock, MI

1. Your boss takes a 5 month "vacation" and comes back with an ankle bracelet
Sean M., Pembroke Pines, FL

[havocmom]

1. *snarf*

sent off to my favorite cube rat.

Thanks underpants.

[tjwash]

2. This N.S. is so true it's scary...