Jenna Bush: A chip off the ol' blockhead

[Ms Chicklet]

From Page Six:

April 7, 2005 -- VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed "the high point . . . Jenna on all fours doing 'the butt dance' — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong," said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit "Da Butt," by E.U.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/44048.htm

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. Ah.....little Jenna.........The First Skank

I didn't think it was possible for anyone in that family to be a bigger embarrassment than Dubya, but there goes Jenna to prove me wrong!

[last_texas_dem]

25. And just wait...

At forty she'll "find Jesus" and the Repugs will argue that nothing she did when she was "young and irresponsible" (the first forty years of her life) matters and she's perfectly suited for public office.

Like father, like daughter...

[LynneSin]

2. I can honestly say I've never gotten on all 4s when I've heard "Da Butt"

And believe me, I've heard that song a few times will intoxicated on my favorite beverages!!

[Teaser]

7. We just used to bounce our butts together.

Sort of like ass-slamdancing.

[Left Is Write]

30. Nor I. And I've heard that song MANY, MANY times in clubs over the years.

[babylonsister]

3. I would SO love to see this on nat'l news, if only

to emphasize the abundant family values this family shares! :silly:

[peekaloo]

4. Toot Toot....all aboard! I'll bet she's been a conductor at one time.

:evilgrin:

[ewagner]

5. More from the

Family Values Administration

[Demit]

6. The whole family just oozes class.

Grandparents, parents, uncles... That is some gene pool.

[johnnie]

8. Good Ol' Jenna

I wonder if georgie is pissed his little girl is out-partying him?

[LynneSin]

9. Did Jenna Bush have surgery?

Picture from the NYPOST:


Picture from her on the campaign trail:


Something is odd about the above picture. Either she has had:
1.) Plastic Surgery
2.) Major and possibly severe dieting
3.) That's not Jenna

[blueknight]

12. i hate the POTUS

as much as any of you. BUT,what early 20 something person hasn't had fun at a party or done something they were'nt proud of?:shrug:

[LynneSin]

15. Yeah, like Chelsea was ever caugh doing stuff like that

Come on, Jenna is an adult and she knows when she does crap like this the whole world will know about it. The girl is screaming for help!

[Lavender Brown]

18. There was a similar story in the Post just last week

about Chelsea being falling-down drunk at a party and having to be carried out.

[Mizmoon]

19. I noticed that story because it was unusual behavior

for Chelsea. Would you agree that she's much better behaved than Jenna (at least in public)?

[Lavender Brown]

22. I know Chelsea's smart and very together...

But everyone that age has stupid moments like that, when they don't realize they're making fools of themselves. :shrug: Jenna's had a lot of them, that's all.

[LynneSin]

20. Chelsea also isn't the first daughter anymore

Bush is trying to prove to the world he knows how to run the United States. Hell he can't even run his own family!

[leftofthedial]

24. not Jenna.

the eyes and the jawline are both are very different.

She hasn't been out of the news long enough for that kind of work to have healed.

[last_texas_dem]

29. Maybe

If she did, she shouldn't have, though, 'cause she looked a lot better before... even taking into account that nauseating "W Is for Women" poster behind her!

[Fleshdancer]

10. I'm confused about something...

this was at a bachelorette party? I've been to some wild bachelorette parties and never have I seen a girl down on all fours. I've never seen a girl do that in a club either. I guess suggestive dancing on your hands and knees is something that is done at bachelor parties, but only when your the entertainment.

She did it, she knew what it looked like, and she was videotaped. How many times does she have to tell the country that she wants to embarrass her father? I give her three years until she's on the cover of Playboy. We should make a betting pool.

[LynneSin]

14. What else is the girl to do - she wasn't even qualified to teach

even though they bragged about how she would be teaching inner city youth in DC.

:rofl:

[GalleryGod]

31. I believe Pappy's "No Child,Yadda-Yadda" Program DISqualified her!

Hey! I'm gettin' older by the moment,and so's my eyesight-but-the Post either found someone else to be "Jenna" or computerized the shit outta her face!

:popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn:

[gordianot]

16. I had the same idea for betting pool you got it two minutes sooner.

[Balbus]

32. An issue I'd definitely buy!

:P

[Solly Mack]

11. On all fours to do "the butt"?

it's like doing the butt with training wheels...

guess she's got no rhythm unless she's fully anchored...

[gordianot]

13. One Bush you can still have a beer with.

Any bets how long it will be before she has to swear off and becomes another family dry drunk? Maybe a little more than booze.

[underpants]

17. Sounds like we have another round of Anthrax mailings coming

I'm just saying.

[two gun sid]

21. Unfortunately, it will only be a blip in the daily news...

and no one will make the connection to family values and doing the butt on all fours. It'll be dismissed as Jenna Bush, family eccentric. Maybe even a piece about presidents freaky families i. e. Roger Clinton, Billy Carter.

The RW religious wackos will ignore the whole thing. They know they do even freakier things behind closed doors.

I only wish I'd been there to give that big rump a good swift kick.

[Frances]

23. Chelsea is drunk again

or some headline to that effect is on the cover of one of the tabloids at my supermarket. A close up of Chelsea's face takes up most of the cover. The ironic thing is that although the photo is not flattering, Chelsea does not look drunk at all.

I have long thought that Soros or some other rich person should either start a tabloid or else buy one already in existence. Arnold's friends did that and we had no stories about his past when he ran for governor. A truly independent tabloid would have had a field day with him.

[gordianot]

33. I heard somewhere they are based in Florida.

Therfore are afraid of the brother of Bush the Lesser, aka Bush the Least.

[Rambis]

26. They have tape of her dad shit faced drunk 6 years after he quit

drinking and was "born again" and it made no difference to anybody. She is just stupid like her father.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/bush/bush.html

[Skittles]

27. she has her dad's beady eyes

she gives me the creeps

[Renew Deal]

28. Jenna for President 2030!