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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:46 AM
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Do these shorts make my butt look fat?
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:47 AM
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1. Dear god, its the love-child of Gallagher and Richard Simmons
Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 09:48 AM by Cannikin
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:47 AM
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2. No, but they are so tight
that they seem to be pulling back your scalp.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:47 AM
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3. Get a hair cut. You aren't fooling anyone.
As for the rest...eh, whatever...
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:55 AM
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16. This is just begging for one of those M.A.T.C.O.M. photoshops!
Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 10:15 AM by SarahBelle
Here ya go:



OK, it's my first attempt here. I'm no Ellen Forradalom, but I try! :P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:27 PM
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22. Hahahaha!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:48 AM
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4. Wow quite the self congratulatory portfolio in that website
:wow:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:48 AM
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5. is it just me
or does he have elf ears? a modern day legolas?
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Pinata Monkey Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:49 AM
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6. OMG
Trek "Y" bikes are SOOOOO yesterday...
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:53 AM
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14. And, it has a flat tire.
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:50 AM
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7. Now you've gone and done it!
Now I'm going to have to go and pour muriatic acid on my eye-ball to get rid of the impression that picture is going to burn on to the back of my retina. In answer to your question, no, not really, those bicycle shorts are very slimming.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:52 AM
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10. LOL
This guy is a running joke over at MTBR.com
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:51 AM
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8. hey
where did you find these? or rather, how?
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:52 AM
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11. The guy is a running joke over at MTBR.com
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 10:02 AM
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18. one more thought
did you notice on his homepage that his site is the most popular website in the world? :eyes:
you say running joke, but this guy is for real right?

he reminds me of this guy, mikenastics.....
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 10:05 AM
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20. I think he takes himself as real, but that doesn't stop
the MTB community from ripping on him
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:51 AM
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9. That has to be the gayest biker with a website full of pics....
of him showing off his ass I've seen today. :-)
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:53 AM
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12. "Do these shorts adequately hide my thunder?"
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:53 AM
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13. I think you've found some competition for "Randy"
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:41 PM
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24. Oh, MAN! (I think...)

"These are just quickie shots I took either before going out or coming home."


shouldn't that be "going home or COMING OUT"?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:54 AM
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15. He looks disturbingly like Ronnie James Dio
This is by far my favorite photo:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:55 AM
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17. Look at my socks:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 10:04 AM
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19. Socks or crotch?
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 10:06 AM
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21. Biker Fox's ambitions:
BikerFox's ambitions of the world are to bring everyone together in the enviornment including young folks, elderly couples, and the wildlife.

BikerFox's number one goal is to get everyone to excersize on a normal schedule and to keep fit and eating healthy.

The doctors will push diet and weight pills in your face, however, these are only full false hope trying to trick your body.

Wake up in the morning, look yourself in the mirror and think to yourself positively that you will make today a better day than yesterday
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 01:28 PM
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23. No, your butt makes your butt look fat.
My favorite line ever from a movie. :hi:
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 02:04 PM
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25. You know, he does have nice teeth!
Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 02:04 PM by mwdem
Where on earth do you find these websites?
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