Dear Management: request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

[ret5hd]

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge headfirst into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace with poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
You do not take initiative and need to be pressured and stimulated to start work
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe safety regulations such as wearing protective clothing
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned work area before finishing the assgned task

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Management.

[meegbear]

1. BWAH-HAHAHA!

:rofl:

[CO Liberal]

2. I Saved This To My Hard Drive....

...because I suspect that its life here in the Lounge will be short-lived.

[supernova]

3. Ha HA!

:rofl:

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that. :7