Would you or have you ever dated a Hummer driver?

[imenja]

Okay, same caveat. They are prefect for your in every way except for the fact they drive a car the size of New York City.

[Dookus]

1. How many days will this go on?

[imenja]

2. for as long as those monsters are on the road

I posted a more constructive thread but it got no attention. Go figure.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3437854

[Dookus]

4. ok

a daily Hummer thread for the next few decades. It'll be nice.

[MrScorpio]

3. I draw the line at Hummer drivers

Scum of the Earth

[imenja]

5. exactly

Hell would freeze over first. And I don't care if they call themselves a liberal. In fact, that makes it worse.

[MrScorpio]

6. Now if they were another convrtible driver like me

Then It's on

[Seabiscuit]

7. Only long enough to borrow the keys and drive it off a cliff.

Then it's sayonara, baby!

[imenja]

8. yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's a plan! :woohoo:

Check out this poll

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2982254

[Skittles]

9. I suspect they have microscopic penises

no, I would not date one of those freaks, I would be embarrassed

[Robeson]

16. I think you're probably right....

...its probably a phallic symbol.

[driver8]

10. I once got a hummer while driving...does that count?? n/t

[Dookus]

11. Me too

but after seeing World According to Garp, I put the kibosh on that particular activity.

[VOX]

12. Yahhhh! "Michael Milton," the obnoxious grad student...

Come to think of it, "Garp" was full of "cutting" imagery -- the Ellen James group's removed tongues, Roberta Muldoon's surgery, etc.

[khashka]

13. Well OK

I did once blow a guy in hummer. But I guess 50 bucks for a blowjob ain't exactly dating. Can I maintain my liberal credentials since I jacked up the price? No?

Oh well, I tried.

Khash.

[Dookus]

15. LOL...

sure ya can. You know what they say: mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

[TaleWgnDg]

14. There is no rationale, legitimate reason to drive a civilian . . .

.
There is no rationale, legitimate reason to drive a civilian . . . Hummer. However, civilian Hummers do tell a lot about the folks who buy and drive such vehicles.

My reaction, overall, is to stay the hell away from them and their stupid vehicles, period.

[6000eliot]

17. Never in a million years

I hate them on principle.

[Radical Activist]

18. It depends on how you mean that.

If its someone that while I drive will...nevermind, I know that's not what you mean.

I like to date left wing activist women so that would likely preclude Hummer drivers. But the other kind are good.

[imenja]

20. would you accept a lap dance from a Hummer driver?

that is the question.

[NJCher]

19. perish the thought!

I would be embarrassed to be seen in one and in fact, I wouldn't even allow a Hummer owner to come to my house. I would be embarrassed to even have one seen in my driveway.


Cher

[redqueen]

21. NO and no.

Unless they converted it to bio-mass.

Then yeah. But only if they put bumperstickers about bio-mass on it. :) (And only if I were single... heh.)