I am a straight woman and...

[KitchenWitch]

I would rather sleep with one of the women in the recent DU Lounge polls than one of the men...is that crazy?

[MrScorpio]

1. I feel ya

I'd rub my hose in the dirt before I diddled those wrinkly dorks

[KitchenWitch]

8. I am with you on the Michelle Malkin deal

She is a beautiful woman, until she opens her mouth!

But I am married to an Amerasian man, so I am obviously attracted to asians and polynesians!

[imenja]

14. she's very pretty

and not as offensive as a number of other Republican pundits.

[ffm172]

2. no

because I felt the same way. All those men made me shudder. I rather do it myself for the rest of my life than sleep with any of those.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I feel the same way.

:shrug:

































Now for the big question....... how do you feel about badgers? :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Hmmm

I do not sleep with badgers :evilgrin:

[orleans]

22. what makes you say randomkoolzip lies?

i'm intrigued

it's a mystery

(on edit: never mine--i found one of his posts and i think i saw you mentioned--something about a greatful dead concert--a little humor?)

[lenidog]

4. No especially if the women are more attractive than the men

but by and by celibacy is always an option

[orleans]

19. "celibacy is always an option"

yeah...that's what they keep wanting to tell the high school kids.

matter of fact--isn't that what they ONLY want to tell them about sex? or maybe it's what they only want to tell them about republicans!

[Maine Mary]

5. Nope

And I'm hetero too

[Robeson]

7. Two words.......

...Tom Delay. With choices like that, the human species would become extinct.

On edit:...or should become extinct.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Any of those four men

would make me change sides permanently and irrevocably!

[Robeson]

12. Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to point out one as being anymore...

...disgusting than the other. He was just an example of their mutual "disgustingness". Hell, I'm a straight guy, but those four are enough to make a guy have to think about a sex change operation, just so they wouldn't be associated with the same gender that they are.

Honestly, though, they give the male species a bad name. But all in all, they simply are repulsive human beings...

Of course, repulsive human beings aren't male exclusive. Can we say...Lynne Cheney....

[imenja]

15. LOL no shit

[neebob]

9. Hear that

although I'm not sure which one I'd pick.

You know what's fun? List all the men (or women) in your office, and put them in order of who you'd sleep with first if you had to sleep with all of them - again, at gunpoint, no exceptions - number one being the most attractive. Have a co-worker do the same thing, and then compare notes.

It was fun when I was 30, anyway.

[khashka]

21. That's actually fun and very revealing......

In my office:

My boss: No gun necessary. I'd sleep with him, not only once, but as many times as he wanted me to, wherever he wanted me to. He's very attractive, gay, and an all around decent nice guy. If I wasn't working for him..... well, we might be pretty good together.

His secretary: A much older woman, kind of stout. But who the hell said older women can't be hot or that women have to have a certain body type: This old gal is HOT.

And of course, the delivery guy.... who my boss and his secretary undress with their eyes. I got to actually undress him, in the file room, but further deponeth saith not....

Still, my boss.......

khash.

[norml]

10. If you "sleep" with Cheney, you might give him a heart attack.

It's a possibility.

[imenja]

13. Nigella Lawson is my lesbian crush

If I must. :-)

[candle_bright]

16. I had fun making my tormenting polls

So just kill me now. B-)

[Technowitch]

17. Welcome to the Bi-Zone, baby!

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-Technowitch

[khashka]

18. Yep, it's crazy

Cuz I'm a big old fag and I agree with you. I like guys, but the girls have got it goin' on.

So I guess we're crazy together?


Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

20. Yeah

I do not think the four men chosen share even one attractive cell, but Michelle Malkin and Nigella Lawson...well...very beautiful indeed.

[VOX]

23. Crazy like a fox...I mean, badger!

:evilgrin: Sorry. :)

[Robeson]

24. Hope you don't mind.....

...but I've copied and pasted that laying down kitty on many e-mails I've sent. If you do mind, just disregard what I said, because, I really didn't say it, if thats the case.....:)