If you had to sleep with one of these women

[candle_bright]

who would you pick?

You must pick one, lol. If you were stuck on a deserted isle, whatever--no other options. :evilgrin:

I'm doing this poll for Mr. Scorpio.

[Dookus]

1. Ann Coulter...

cuz I'm gay and I bet she's hung.

[orleans]

6. LOL!

(personally--i'm not voting on this poll either. can't bring myself to do it.)

[VOX]

15. Hah!!!!!

Good one, Dookus! :bounce:

[boneygrey]

2. I guess Michelle

b/c she has an exotic look.

[noahmijo]

3. If I were stuck on a deserted island with any of these "babes"

I'm afraid I'd tell her to drink the water from the ocean that it's good to stay hydrated.

[punpirate]

4. Celibacy never looked so good....

:P

I'd have to lie and say I was the victim of an old war wound, and just, couldn't, y'know, get it, uh.... :P

[lenidog]

7. Celibacy sounds like a good option

I figure out something to tell them

[MrScorpio]

5. Malkin for sure

I've got a thing for filipinas

And even Malkin isn't even bad enough to break it

[norml]

8. Yep, Malkin. Her shtick is bashing women, and minorities.

She does though seem to be less psycho than the others. Maybe I could win her over?

[imenja]

9. Condi is the smartest of them

so I'd have to go with her.

[doublethink]

10. Malkin ....

But it would have to be some strange bondage domination fetish thing .... of course I would be the dominate one .... bitch. :spank: :smoke:
ps: It would of course be a one night stand. I really can't stand that woman.

[Robeson]

11. Sorry, this is same as the other poll....

...If I've been given these choices, I'll choose Rosie palm and her five sisters.....There's just some people, that I wouldn't give the honor....

[Melynn]

12. I guess that I pick Laura Ingraham

For no reason at all except that she's not Ann Coulter.

Coulter looks like she has something physically wrong with her like a disease, drug addiction, eating disorder or all of those things.

[khashka]

13. Stuck on island with these women

I would perfect the fine art of masturbation.

If a gun was held to my head.... I'd pick Coulter. But I swear to all the gods I wouldn't be able to get it up. (Unless this desert island comes with viagra.)

Khash.

[TreasonousBastard]

14. Have to? Why would I...

have to?

There's always--


But, if we're there long enough I'd probably do them all and raise the kids as little Socialists.

Except Coulter's, because I doubt she has the right plumbing.

[VOX]

16. I'd walk into the surf, submerge myself -- and inhale deeply.

In this case, it'd be the only honorable option! :)

[Richard Steele]

17. Any of the above.

Since NONE of them have a soul, and all four are complete sociopathic mental WHORES, it wouldn't matter.

If we were in a 'Desert Island' situation,
and I knew how to forage and make FIRE....
any one of the four would be a dedicated PROGRESIVE inside 48 hours. And they would be FERVENT in their beliefs!

Admittedly, it wouldn't be the same as sleeping with a real person...but you did say it was a desert island.
And a man can only make do with coconuts and monkeys for so long....

[BikeWriter]

18. I would have to take vows for the Priesthood...

[SarahB]

19. Michelle Malkin

I'd make her scream "Howard Dean is my God" in bed before we were done too. :7

[BlondieK143]

20. Your hand is your friend!

:D

[_TJ_]

21. I'd deffo give Ann a whirl

She's disgusting but she does something for me :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

22. Condi. but she's gotta wear the BOOTS

She wouldn't be a Neo-Con anymore the next morning...