Sung to the tune of "Cocaine"

[Blue in a Red State]

Propane

If you wanna get heat, or cook something to eat; Propane
You need something to use, some B.T.U's; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

If you need a flame, just remember the name; Propane
When nuking is out, it's what it's about; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

You can't barbecue, I'll tell you what to do; Propane
You just top that tank, like money in the bank; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

Sorry, sipping a vodka lemonade again...

Blue in a Red(eyed)State

[JVS]

1. Did Hank Hill write that?

[HEyHEY]

2. My first thought too

[Midnight Rambler]

3. Actually, I have heard a Hank Hill version that's similar

As sure as I'm Hank Hill, I'll fill your grill, with Propane
Best thing in my life, 'sides Peg my wife, Propane
You can tell that it's swell that I sell, Propane

It's not really Mike Judge, but it was pretty funny the first time I heard

[Blue in a Red State]

4. Um, no.

It's my own. Just feelin' good and hammered it out. I get rhyme-y when I drink. Didn't know it'd been similarly done before. I have no idea who Hank Hill is. Apologies if it seemed like plagiary. :blush:

[JVS]

5. Kick

because nothing is as fun as seeing drunken antics of the night exposed to the scrutiny of the day

[jakefrep]

6. I heard this one in Vegas...

Got depressed; wrote a note; took his life - COBAIN!