If you had to sleep with one of these people

[candle_bright]

who would it be?

LOL! :evilgrin:

I mean, if you absolutely HAD to pick, and death was not an option?

~~~~~~Now, don't go turning this into a sex (or anti-sex) thread so it gets locked, either! B-)

[roguevalley]

1. You really are evil. :-D

[candle_bright]

3. That's why I didn't give "none of the above" as an option

:)

[Radio_Lady]

43. Oh, my God, PLEASE don't make me choose! I'd rather have --

my nipple pierced -- or my lip -- or my eyebrow --

OK, I'll jump out of a window --)
)
)

------------------------------------------------------
*FELL TO EARTH AND HIT THE GROUND HARD*

[kenny blankenship]

2. what do you mean by "do" them?

[candle_bright]

4. Ahem

I don't want to get my own poll locked. Let's just say spend the night together.

[Radio_Lady]

50. Can I pour hemlock in one of their ears? It used to work for --

Shakespeare's characters.

[candle_bright]

55. What?

[fujiyama]

5. You must be the anti Christ right?

If so, I'd rather sell my soul to Satan than any of the above.

But otherwise, I think I'd literally try to bite my own tongue and hopefully the bleeding would kill me beforehand.

[Radio_Lady]

51. I have only one word from the female world --

Clitorectomy --

[candle_bright]

57. You sound nutz

First you talked about hemlock and now this? Hello?

Sheesh. This was supposed to be a fun poll. I wanted to make my fellow DUers squirm, but you've gone over the edge just a bit.

[Radio_Lady]

63. Sorry, candlebright -- got your PM and I'll respond! n/t

Right now, my ISP server is not working!

[fortyfeetunder]

6. Well you didn't say celibacy was not an option!

So I'd be celibate before giving my body to any one of those creeps!

[candle_bright]

9. Rats!

I forgot that as a non-option!

[Radio_Lady]

52. Good description. They are all little rodents.

[Straight Shooter]

7. I'm sorry, but I can't make up my mind when my head is exploding.

:freak:

[Radio_Lady]

53. "Close your eyes and think of England!"

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

This is a description of the admonishment uttered by Queen Elizabeth for Saturday, April 9, 2005, for the wedding night of Prince Charles and Camilla.

Man, that woman takes AWFUL pictures. I haven't seen one where she looks even reasonably attractive.

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. I would say the one that is the most physically attractive...

however they are all revolting...and the thought of them nekkid just made me throw up a little in my mouth. Yep ugly on the outside and the inside

[Floogeldy]

10. Nicole Kidman

[Radio_Lady]

44. Clive Owen -- and raise you one!

[jdj]

11. no takers yet, eh?

no one can bring themselves to vote?

I can't either.

blech.

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. I think this will be the first poll ever...

on DU that will recieve absolutely no votes

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I stand corrected

[fujiyama]

59. As Comic Book Guy would say:

Worst Poll Ever!

[adwon]

12. Hastert

More cushion for the pushin

[progmom]

15. Cheney

I'd do him until he keeled over from a heart attack.

:evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. Be honest...

you saw that picture of Cheney, and thats why...you know...that picture... :evilgrin:

[candle_bright]

22. That would be my pick

[Radio_Lady]

46. I'd rather pick -- MY NOSE! n/t

[imenja]

26. what picture?

can I see?

[Reverend_Smitty]

30. I don't have the picture

but there is one of Cheney sitting down and an optical illusion makes his "man area" look er...um...well endowed

[imenja]

32. yuck

I wouldn't like to see that. I'd have nightmares for weeks.

[candle_bright]

33. Get ready (pic below, warning!)

A friend emailed it to me a few weeks ago.

[imenja]

34. okay, that wasn't so bad. At least he had his pants on

I'll be okay soon.

[Radio_Lady]

48. Saw this photo during the erection -- er-r-r -- election!

Frankly, it's pointing in the wrong direction.

[progmom]

27. Oh - that is a bonus, isn't it?

:P

[jdj]

18. now there's an answer! lets gang bang Cheney, everyone!

I'm going forthwith to vote!

[Kipepeo]

39. LOL

I think that's why he's gotten the most votes. People have ulterior motives....

:D

[Withywindle]

16. Cheney.

Bad ticker. I could become a great heroine for my country if I'm really lucky.



(Joking, Secret Service, JOKING. I would NEVER. I'm not that patriotic.)

[jdj]

21. yes, ask not what your country can do for you!

:woohoo:

[Robeson]

19. You ought to have your posting priviledges revoked for this poll...

...I don't even want to visualize anyone doing it with one of them..

[candle_bright]

24. You are more evil than I am!

Whoever said DU polls had to be EASY? LOL! :)

[Goathead]

20. I choose not to choose

So we would be in Limbo, but at least it wouldn't be the Hell of having to make that decision.

[imenja]

23. Think about it as an S&M tryst

in which you can exact revenge. :spank: :nuke: :spank:

[Robeson]

25. But why would you want to do something for them, that they would...

...enjoy!

[imenja]

28. nope, no limits and no safe words

they're at my mercy, and I have none. :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

29. A little Abu Gharib revenge, eh?....

....;-)

[imenja]

31. yeah, get that leash and collar out now

[khashka]

35. Ok candle_bright

That's a very evil question. I have (well sorta) links to Satanists. And, after that question, I'll pull in a few favours and get you nominated as the next "virginal" sacrifice......


Ok, I'll fess up, DeLay.

Look, I'm a really nice guy, but...

I do have certain (whispered) interests in torture, bloodletting and other things (that I can't whisper or I'd end up infamous and in The Hague on really really serious charges) - I've never had a good chance to hone my skills (or my knives) and De Lay seems like the perfect guy to practice on...


Khash.
really, I'm a nice guy! I swear! (Does living in his district exonerate me?)

[candle_bright]

38. Hah!

So you're the one who picked DeLay.

Just don't advocate violence against him just because you want him.

[khashka]

42. Ah that's just sick

Advocating violence? I've never done that ! Say anything different and I swear I will eviscerate you and skin you alive. I'm a pascifist, damn it! And if you say again I "want" DeLay I will cut out your tongue out and chop off all your fingers.

I just think DeLay could use a little... mmm, education. Oh and Gonzales, as well - I'd really like to get my hands on him. That boy needs a LOT of education.


If you really want to insult me.... well Rick Perry, our current governor. Him I do want. DeLay would just be politics, Perry would be fun.....

Khash.

(For legal reasons, the man sometimes known as "khash" or "khashka" denies having anything to do with this post or any others that might be attributed to him.)

[candle_bright]

47. Damn, I forgot Gonzales

And Rick Perry.

I know you want them in some deep, dark, sick way. Just confess already. ;) We are amongst friends.

[khashka]

58. To misqoute Diamanda Galas

"Yes, I confess! Yes! I confess! Give me ratfuck republicans I can torture or give me death!"

(misquote from Diamanda Galas, Plague Mass)

Shame! (Khashka shakes his head sadly) To forget Gonzales! Shame!

(OK a moment of seriousness here. He's one of the guys that determined if it didn't result in death or organ failure it wasn't torture. I've been very open about the fact that I'm a sadomasochist. I seriously know how to hurt people or give them pleasure. I would, really, make an excellent torturer - I've studied it. It makes me want to puke my guts out. It offends me deeply when someone like Gonzales comes along and says it's OK. Fine, I do stuff that some people might not like. I never do anything to anyone that I'm not willing to have done to me and already have had done to me. And if someone wants it to stop it stops right now. Some people will think that's really awful. That's their judgement - but I know what Gonzales is talking about and advocating. And those people are a lot safer with me than him. In fact everyone is. In my worst moments I sometimes think... give me five minutes alone with him, I'll teach him what torture is. But I could never do it....)

Back to subject... Well, OK, I'll admit I might possibly in some unimaginable way.... some deep, dark, sick way (your words) want Rick Perry. But I don't wanna have sex with him or anything. I just think he needs a good spanking and I'm the right guy to give it to him. You know, a spanking and then "promise me you'll be good from now on!"

Hey, works for me.

Khash.

[bridgit]

36. define 'sleep'

[Technowitch]

37. Sorry, dude, but suicide is always an option

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

REFRAIN:
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
REFRAIN

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
REFRAIN

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
REFRAIN

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
REFRAIN

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
REFRAIN

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

40. I would have voted for one of them

since there was no other choice, but I cut my hand off instead and can no longer click...

[fleabert]

41. I said bush...

because afterwards, he would do anything I told him to.

I could change everything!!!!!!!!

[MrScorpio]

45. No Repug is going to turn me gay

They'll just have to go without

[candle_bright]

49. I'll start a poll for you :)

[MrScorpio]

56. Thanks

Posted to it

[orleans]

54. sorry--just can't bring myself to vote on this one.

[Richard Steele]

60. Your question is invalid; Death is ALWAYS an option!

I am clever, and good with my hands...Trust me, I would find a way!

[VOX]

61. I refuse to vote!

You can't make me!!! :scared:

[Skittles]

62. what kind of sicko are you, candle_bright?

I should kick your ass. Cheney because I'm guessing it would be over mercifully quick.