God, I hate these Enzyte commercials

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

They were cute at first, but now I'd like to smack "Bob" into the middle of next week.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. My daughter screams every time Bob comes on

She's only nine, she doesn't know what the commercial is for, but Bob still annoys the fuck out of her.

[MADem]

2. Introduce him to Lorena Bobbitt

...and give them a ginsu knife set for their wedding.

That should do it!

[Radio_Lady]

3. This one must not be playing in the Northwest --

I have no idea what you're talking about! (But that's OK!)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. "Natural male enhancement"

A 1950s-type couple with perpetual plastic smiles go through life showing up everyone. Husband has phenomenal confidence due to the Enzyte, and his "partner is very happy."

[amerikat]

6. Did you hear? John Wayne Bobbit changed his name to.....

Les Johnson

[candle_bright]

4. LOL!

Terrible, wretched commercials!

The worst was the one (maybe 6 months ago) with him meeting Japanese business men. Thank goodness that one is off the air! :puke:

[Dervill Crow]

7. My sister-in-law looks exactly like Bob's happy partner

back in the clubhouse. It really makes me wonder about my brother and what is up with him, so to speak.

[Radio_Lady]

8. Can you just ask him?

This is tactless, I guess.

Chalk it up to an only child who never had a sister or brother.

[Dervill Crow]

10. No, we only send Christmas cards.

He's quite a bit older than I am, and though I worshipped him and he spoiled me when we were kids, we've lived in different states and have not been close as adults. Although if we did happen to talk, "How come your wife looks as happy as the woman on that Enzyte commercial?" would probably be an excellent conversation starter. :thumbsup: Excellent idea. He's obviously doing something right.

[Technowitch]

9. God, I love my Tivo

Skip right past those pesky things!

TV: "This is Bob."

Me: "The fuck it is." *plop-plip* <- generic Tivo sound

[bertha katzenengel]

12. *plop-plip* -- one of our cats stands in front of a speaker and tries to

"get" the sound. She puts her paw gently on the speaker as if to say, "dammit, I know you're in there, and I'll get you one day." :bounce:

[bertha katzenengel]

11. I hate them all: Enzyte, Levitra, Cialis, and the dreaded Viagra. Did you

know that Viagra and BJ's Warehouse generic naproxen (Aleve) are both blue and shaped the same way? Makes me feel weird about taking the Aleve. (But then, I'm neurotic as hell.)

[catmandu57]

13. For someone so "enhanced"

bob sure has an ugly old lady.

[terrya]

14. The music alone is hideous.

They're trying to be cutesy about their product. They should just do the commercials in a straightforward manner.

[Dervill Crow]

15. That music is insidious. I actually caught my son WHISTLING it one day.

It was making me crazy. I knew that the tune was familiar, but I couldn't place it. When I figured it out and told him he was whistling the ENZYTE song he was horrified.