I am the secret cardinal

[Dookus]

Evidently the Pope didn't specify who his 'secret cardinal' was, so I'm gonna say it was me.

It will help me in my quest to become Pope. So play along, everybody! Say you all heard the Pope say it was me.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. I heard him say the following:

"In the name of God, I name the American, Dookus, a secretookus cardinalookus."

[Dookus]

2. yuh huh!

That's exactly the way I remember it. He was speaking Latin.

[KitchenWitch]

4. I guess I missed that proclamation!

I did hear the one that put you on double secret probation!

[Solly Mack]

3. Pater noster,nomen tuum, Dookus

and E Pluribus, Dookus...just to be on the safe side

[moof]

5. you want to move to Greenwich Village ????!!!!!!!

What brings this on?

Have the raccoons taken over completely there?

[Dookus]

6. feh

I'm running for the whole thing - the big pierogi.

Pope Dookus I, coming soon. Be prepared.

[moof]

7. " Pope dookus I " why are you talking like Yoda ?

and acting like Sidious

Shirley you get a big pierogi anytime you want ?

[Dookus]

9. oooh

yer just bitin' for a smitin'

[moof]

12. cripes, a world full a comedians and a second bannana that ain't hip !

what wood it take to straighten ya out ?

[Dookus]

13. Irregardless

I'm gonna be Pope and if you don't wanna spend a few billion years in purgatory, you better improve your sucking up skills.

[moof]

14. You obviously have no knowledge of astrology if you think you are going

to come into enough money to have moof ski at pugatory at all, let alone years. Also Erie is not without gaurds and Atlantis is not lost or a city, it's a space shuttle that is used to grow the special crystals needed to resupply all the visiting alien spacecraft with Dylithium
for their warp drives.

[hunter]

8. No, I am the secret cardinal.

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

10. Like hell you are

now shoo, you pesky little apostate.

[Ready4Change]

11. I hope it isn't me.

Took me forever to talk them out of making me Pope last time around. I just don't feel like going through all that again.

[MrScorpio]

15. Can I be the secret Cardinal?

I look good in red

[Dookus]

16. well

then it wouldn't be much of a secret, would it?

[MrScorpio]

17. Okay, I'll be the semi-secret Cardinal

I'll bring chocolate