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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:52 PM
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what's it mean when you find THREE little white blobs in your pork&beans?
should i be worried?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:53 PM
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1. You got blessed by the salt pork fairy?
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:55 PM
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LOL! I'm trying to imaginewhat the salt pork fairy looks like.
:rofl:
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:53 PM
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2. It means you hit the little white blob trifecta!
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LiberallyInclined Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:54 PM
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3. it's bacon fat.
no worries...other than the usual ones about bacon fat.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:55 PM
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4. that seems harmless enough,
except they tell me to do things
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:55 PM
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5. It's Pork Fat
that wasn't absorbed. Should disappear when you heat it up.
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mn9driver Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:56 PM
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6. They are the new ultra-classified CIA tracking blobs.
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 07:58 PM by mn9driver
If you eat them, Porter Goss will be able to observe every inch of your digestive tract.

(spelling edit, sigh.)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:56 PM
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7. Someone at the processing plant lost a fingertip
If you're really lucky, you'll one day find the can with the ring in it.

:o
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 07:58 PM
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8. They're bald eagle droppings. Why should the corporate elite be the ONLY
ones eating pieces of America?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 08:07 PM
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9. Pig eggs?
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 08:14 PM
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10. I thought you were talking about "your boys"
assuming you have "boys", in which case I'd go to the doctor and have that checked out.
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 08:32 PM
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11. that's the queen bean!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 08:48 PM
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12. Two other cans got none.
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