Have you ever sneezed and felt like you broke something?

[texas1928]

I think my brains bounced off the front of my skull on that last one.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[StaggerLee]

1. YES!

Just today. It felt like I busted a rib. I wish I had it recorded in slo-mo.
:)

[valis]

3. I blew up my timpanic membrane...

[texas1928]

21. I have felt like I did that.

My ear hurt for an hour. But I was lucky and did not blow it out.

[Fenris]

2. Sometimes I get the one where I sneeze and it hurts my groin.

Very odd. I can never figure out what it is. It feels like a pinch.

[texas1928]

4. LOL

I think you are doing it wrong? You put the tissue over your nose.

[Fenris]

6. Ha. Yes.

Like I said, it's very odd.

[texas1928]

8. Yes that is.

I just have never hurt my groin sneezing.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Nope.

Hope your brains are OK! Sounds like spring is finally, really HERE!

:pals:

[texas1928]

12. They are fine.

I wish it would rain here and wash the pollen out of the air.

[Pinata Monkey]

7. Try it with a broken rib

I broke a rib mountain biking...three days later...ALLERGIES.

I finally said fuck it...and got so drunk I couldn't feel anything.

*Hung over with a broken rib...sucks too.

[texas1928]

9. Ouch

I have had cracked ribs and bruised ribs before. I could not imagine sneezing, laughing was bad enough.

[texas1928]

Oh and Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Pinata Monkey]

13. Thanks!

I'm brand spanking new here...and...dare I say...a former Republican.
<ducks to avoid flying objects>

I was gonna post a question...but I can't...any ideas what's up with that?

<edited because I'm a dumbass>

I read what it said

[Steve Nash is god 13]

19. welcome to DU

[zbird]

10. My husband blacks out when he sneezes.

He's out for 30 sec to 1 min or so, then comes to with a severe headache. Doctors have no explanation. It's driving us nuts.

[Pinata Monkey]

16. Look up

I would refer you to my earlier reply...get drunk enough...and everything's better!

[ltfranklin]

11. Not since...

...I stopped snorting cocaine!

Just joking of course...or am I...no really, just joking. I never stopped snorting...ha, just joking again.

Never mind.

[StaggerLee]

15. lol

laughed so hard I sneezed. thanx.

[koopie57]

14. I knew a guy who sneezed while he was stretching

and he dislocated his shoulder.

[BrklynLiberal]

17. I know someone who sneezes uncontrollably when he eats too much.

Pressure on the diaphragm and the vegus nerve.

[Steve Nash is god 13]

18. remember when sammy sosa threw out his back sneezing......

what a klutz

[texas1928]

20. Well that takes talent.

Or is that a sign of old age?

[Radio_Lady]

22. My husband sneezes and makes NO NOISE -- NO BREATH --

comes out of his nose. He rarely uses a handkerchief -- like I said, nothing comes out. It's all just like a weird pantomime!

Go figure!

[VOX]

23. Yes. My wife's eardrums.

I tend to sneeze loudly, and it's allergy season. :scared:

[Elidor]

24. A sneeze is an orgasm for your nose

And it's embarassing to have it go off in public. Especially when it sprays...

[VOX]

25. I like that.

No wonder it feels crummy when you "lose" your sneeze...

[MrScorpio]

26. Nope

But I have turned my head in the past and felt something snap before