What's all this nonsense I keep hearing about males watching corn?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

It grows so slow, it's not like there's anything to watch..you can't even see it under the husk....is it because the hockey season was cancelled?

[Kikosexy2]

1. Because it's...

long, hard, and you can pull the husk skin like foreskin and it's quite phallic...homoerotic thoughts again.

[bridgit]

2. eating corn maybe...

[Solly Mack]

3. because it pops when hot?

and you get to pour butter on it?

[DS1]

4. Old ladies feet gets some of us off

:grr:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Shhhh

The corn has ears.

[SOteric]

6. !

:hi:

[ltfranklin]

7. No, No...

It's Korn, not Corn....Word UP!

And I am reliably informed that occasionally, women of the female gender do watch Korn, too.

Or maybe that was Porn...

[ltfranklin]

16. Disclaimer

Given the recent notice given by the Moderator, that I should explain that the above post was a comment on Gender Differences in both the areas of both visual and audial stimulation. And not, as it were, an actual POST on sex, which would, of course, be wrong.

Is that clear?

[SarahB]

8. I was just worried my love for corn got me banned.

:scared:

[moof]

9. They now have canine patrols at most fields to stop corn watching

yes they are called Corn Dogs.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Sometimes their masters forget to drop them off

they are called Corn Flakes

[moof]

12. and are also trained in martial arts

they are corn fu masters

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Sometimes the dogs wanna hump the stalks

for some cornal knowledge :D

[moof]

20. Sometimes they have disagreements with the corn over money

but they usually hash out the corn beef over cabbage.

[candle_bright]

11. Cornographers know their audience well?

:shrug:

[Generator]

13. As long as it's not

genetically modified, it's fine by me. I believe you can tell by the size of the ears.

[Tsiyu]

14. DRINKING corn, that's corn likker, bubs

The gals are WATCHING the corn. What a long ear that one was, ladies!!!!!!.....

[nytemare]

15. Emily, it's PORN, men watch PORN!

Ooooops, sorry. Neeeever Minnnnnnd!

(Emily Litella was one of my favorite Gilda characters)

[leftofthedial]

17. internet corn

[VOX]

19. Don't knock corn! When it's hot and salty and all dripping with butter...

And that's as far as I'm going with that line of thought! :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

21. Well, maybe YOUR corn grows slowly

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. I know! I know! And everyone knows OKRA is much more fun

:hi: :hug:

[Swede]

23. That must mean paint drying season is just around the corner!

Yeeehaawww!

[havocmom]

24. That would explain the Three Stooges thing most guys have in common

woo woo wooo wooooooo