What do you think when DU goes down or slows down?

[Bossy Monkey]

Of course, it's possible nobody else has experienced the slowdown today but me; I certainly haven't seen it mentioned. Still, it happens sometimes, so you can still have an opinion.

[Longgrain]

1. It's moving slow for me right now...

it takes about a minute to respond to a single post...

[KitchenWitch]

2. I think, oops, I broke it!

[BikeWriter]

4. Was it you? Aww shit! :-(

[KitchenWitch]

8. yeah

can't take me anywhere.

[BikeWriter]

10. That's alright. Thats the price we pay for having Witches on our side. ;-)

[tavalon]

16. Ah, but there are so many advantages as well

Always better to keep us witches on your side.

[intheflow]

3. When I was finally able to get in again after 20 minutes

I scrolled to see if anyone else was experiencing technical difficulties. So you're definitely not the only one having problems.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Dang verizon. That's what I think. Everything has been slow for me latel

[WilliamPitt]

6. meth, rotgut and hookers

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Yeah, I think I'm changing my screenname to MethRotgut&Hookers nt

[Radio_Lady]

7. Thermonuclear war has broken out in Washington, DC --

Unfortunately, George Bush is in Rome tonight.

[Lars39]

9. Elad forgot to feed the squirrels again.

:)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. Grovelbot tries to copulate with the main server

and the server goes down and chokes.

[bigwillq]

12. Ooh goodie, it's not just this computer!

DU's been slow for me most of the afternoon.:grr:

[Arkana]

14. I like to think that Skinner spends the money on booze and fast women

It's better than what RimJob spends his disciples' cash on. :P

[tavalon]

15. I think

hmmmm, maybe this is a sign from above that I need to get a life. And then I go garden or something.

[BlueIris]

17. "Do elucidate." DUers have words. Awesome.

I do appreciate the ultra-articulate, a club to which I belong, not that any of you can see that from the egregious typos I occasionally forget to correct within my posts.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Dangit! I had a great one that I completely forgot to put on the poll:

"The little man who lives inside the computer monitor and draws all the pictures got tired."

OK, maybe great was a little strong, but I thought it was funny.

[freebird1]

19. it's time to refill my coffee cup

and then try again because in my observations it's usually back up to speed rather quickly

[tjwmason]

20. I merely start contemplating various suicide methods

Just in case it never comes back.

Not really, it's actually very good for me because I tend to do a few minutes work...

[Melynn]

21. I think that it is time for server maintenance

I work in IT, I think like that.

[LynneSin]

23. Yeah, but they usually announce when they're doing server maint

so they don't freak out people when they can't post

[MrScorpio]

22. Electronic beavers damming the Internet

Damn beavers