I CAN'T FIND MY BUTT WITH BOTH HANDS!!!
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Wed Apr-06-05 02:41 AM
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I CAN'T FIND MY BUTT WITH BOTH HANDS!!!
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Wed Apr-06-05 02:42 AM
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here's what you do.... place your hands on your face. Bend over and kiss your own ass. The thing that's not your face - that's your ass. Move your hands towards it. Viola.
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Wed Apr-06-05 02:45 AM
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bless you dookus I found my tookus
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Wed Apr-06-05 03:47 AM
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:rofl: that is fine poetry!
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:06 AM
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Wed Apr-06-05 02:43 AM
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2. What happened? Did you get too close...
... to Dubya and some of him rub off on you? :)
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Wed Apr-06-05 02:45 AM
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4. I'm a victim of the no fool left behind initiative
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Wed Apr-06-05 03:06 AM
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5. need a flashlight, lefty?
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 03:06 AM by Skittles
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO HELP YOU FIND IT
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Wed Apr-06-05 03:16 AM
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6. You'd probably kick my ass even if it wouldn't help me find it
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 03:26 AM by leftofthedial
What kind of crack is that? :)
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Wed Apr-06-05 04:41 AM
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10. Are you sure you meant to say "crack"?
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:58 AM
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before the hole gets any deeper Is that a cheeky comment?
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Wed Apr-06-05 03:33 AM
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7. I can't help. I'm trying to figure out how I got shoe polish on my hands
....I'm not even sure if it's Shinola, or what the hell it is.
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:58 AM
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I love scataogical humor.
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Wed Apr-06-05 04:12 AM
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9. That's OK. I can't see my butt with both eyeballs. Not that I'd want to.
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 04:13 AM by Seabiscuit
Except perhaps to make sure my head's not up it.
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Wed Apr-06-05 09:59 AM
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13. If you want to know whether your heads up it or not,
all you need to do is start a religion thread on GD and someone will be glad to tell you.
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Thu Apr-07-05 02:38 AM
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31. If I were to start a religion thread I'd be the first to tell me my head's
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:00 AM
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14. Can you find it with one hand?
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:07 AM
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:00 AM
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15. Did you check on top of your shoulders?
Just trying to be helpful. O8)
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:01 AM
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U DUMM LIBRULS COLD NEVVER FIND YORE BUTS WITH TOO HANDS! LOLOLOLOL! FREEPERS IS THA SMRT! :P I did tell you to stay away from Freeperville--you're just lucky you didn't contract "Ass From Elbow" Disease.
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:08 AM
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21. Is it curable, Doctor?
Will I ever play the sousaphone again?
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:12 AM
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26. Well, with healthy doses of AAR and a bit of time spent on DU
you should be right as rain in no time!
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:01 AM
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17. Can you pour piss out of a boot?
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:09 AM
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22. well not if the instructions are printed on the
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 10:09 AM by leftofthedial
oh never mind how did all that piss get inthe boot in the first place, I always wondered
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:04 AM
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:10 AM
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but it's gonna cost you extra
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:10 AM
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23. Just follow your head!
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:19 AM
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you've been spying on me!
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:20 AM
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29. It's a dirty job, but
someone has to do it! :toast:
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Wed Apr-06-05 10:10 AM
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25. And your screen name is
Left of the dial? How do you know if it's left? I mean...assuming that you can;t find your butt with both hands.... and a road map. heh heh.... Just kidding! :P
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Wed Apr-06-05 04:48 PM
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30. Left and right I can deal with
it up down and around that are giving me trouble.
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Thu Apr-07-05 02:42 AM
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32. You need to hire a Buttfinder
I'm sure you find one on the Internet
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Thu Apr-07-05 02:51 AM
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33. Can you distinguish your ass from third base, or a hole in the ground?
Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 02:52 AM by KrazyKat
If so, all is not lost! :hi:
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