Why are you mean to redqueen?

[Magrittes Pipe]

[ET Awful]

1. I'm not mean to redqueen.

It's a trick question.

[sui generis]

6. oh yeah? how often do you beat your wife?

:evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

12. Well, I'm not married, so . . .

your question is flawed from the outset :). But if I were married, I'd beat her at least 5 times a week.







At checkers or backgammon that is. :evilgrin:

[sui generis]

16. I really did take a hiring exam once many centuries ago

and one of the questions was:

How much money or value have you ever taken that didn't belong to you:

1. $1.00
etc.
5. $10,000 or more

after several dozen of these questions (the "London House" test), I tore the test in half, got up and walked out. So they called me back and hired me. Go figure.

[redqueen]

2. Gee, thanks.

:hurts:

[valis]

3. Who's redqueen?

[Lavender Brown]

4. That smiley is so wrong

:)

[redqueen]

7. I know!

But I've never used it, and it just seemed so appropriate for the proper whiney self-pitying effect. :)

[Lavender Brown]

10. Is that what it means?

I always wondered why there was a constipation smiley. :shrug:

[redqueen]

14. It means pain...

but it's a pretty gross way of depicting it. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Please don't be offended.

I did it for science.

[redqueen]

8. That line from The Outsiders just popped into my head...

"Do it for Johnny!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. That's it. If DU ever has another name-change amnesty, I shall be:

JOHNNY SCIENCE!!!

[sui generis]

13. I was a grinch to redqueen once

. . . O8)


:evilgrin:

[GiovanniC]

9. I Got to Be The Tie-Breaker (For Now)

Although I am a bad person, I also feel redqueen deserves it.

Thus, my vote.

[kick-ass-bob]

15. Because she WANTS me

to kick her ass!

:crazy: