Presidential Star Wars: In the * administration

[KitchenWitch]

Who is Darth Vader
Who is the Emporer

Tony Blair is Lando Calrizian (I know the spelling is off)

Who is Luke
Who is Han
Who is Jabba the Hut
Who is Leia

Would George Lucas even produce/direct this set of films?

[tjwmason]

1. I've got to disagree R.E. Blair

Reading http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/landocalrissian/ it makes him sounds like a nice guy put into a difficult position. Darth Vader with a dash more style is more like Blair to my mind.

[punpirate]

2. Ummm, yeah...

... the Emperor is George Herbert Walker Bush

Darth Vader is Richard Cheney

Jabba the Hut is Rush Limbaugh

Easy to get the bad guys... but we don't have too many really dashing, devil-may-care charismatic people on the other side....

But, I'd have to say maybe Luke would be Robert Kennedy, Jr., because he's young and earnest and out to save the people and the planet. Han Solo would be someone like Robert Carville, because he's basically in it for himself, but he can be persuaded to do the right thing--and he's got that necessary cockiness.

Leia's a tough one, but right now I'd say it's Cynthia McKinney, because she can hold her own in a fight, she's not afraid of the Dark Side and sometimes, she's even got the hairdo for the role....

:)