I declare myself Pope.

[name not needed]

You will follow my orders or be tasered. That is all.

[JohnKleeb]

1. Bah to you

Though I would prefer you over Ratzinger or the opus dei dude.

[name not needed]

3. Opus Dei bastards stole my hat.

And there is no way in hell I'm wearing THIS:

[JohnKleeb]

5. I dont even know what order I am

:shrug:

[4morewars]

2. Your Assholiness !

:hi:

[Briarius]

4. Screw that, my left nut would make a better pope!

:evilgrin:


this is honestly the first thing that popped into my head, no offense meant

[name not needed]

6. Guess what? You're the first to be tasered!

And your left nut is being imprisoned!

[Briarius]

9. you're too late!

I've already got the hat! Besides, you think you can imprison my nuts? Ha!

[name not needed]

11. Are you saying I can't imprison your nuts in the Papal Vise?

[Briarius]

12. you'd end up with one broken vise

:evilgrin:

[Neoma]

7. So you have a pope mobile?

[name not needed]

8. Yes

[Skink]

10. I gonna nominate Cedric the Entertainer.....

The position of Pope needs a new direction.