Names the next pope is not likely to use?

[Arugula Latte]

Pope Billy Bob

Pope Cody

Pope Nigel

Pope Jay Z

[ET Awful]

1. How about

Pope Pot

Pope A Dope

Pope Purree

Man I can come up with bad puns when I try :)

Note: This should not be taken as a slam against the Pope, nor should it be construed as an attack on catholocism.

[meegbear]

2. Pope Doggie Dog

Pope Mabel Horowitz

[jonnyblitz]

3. LOL

that was bad. :P :spank:

[Abelman]

22. That bear...

it looks strangely familiar...

[vogonjiltz]

4. Pope ahontas

[Jade Fox]

5. Pope Betty Margaret Zeigler

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Pope Sadaam

Pope Osama
Pope Fidel

[libhill]

7. The "Popester"

Or - Yo, Pope Dawg -

[WilliamPitt]

8. L.L. Pope J.

Don't call it a comeback...

[Snap]

9. Pope Slappy II

the guy at the bait shop.

[CTLawGuy]

26. they might make A-Rod pope?

that's news to me :)

[Ilsa]

10. And back from 1979:

Pope George Ringo.

(I think it was funnier back then.)

This is not a Pope or Catholicism bash.

[Zan_of_Texas]

11. Pope George Walker

Pope Elvis

Pope Julio (actually, it's time for a pope to have a Spanish name)

Pope Mary (hey, why not?)

And, never.....

Pope Fiftyyearsofhidingpriestabuses

[Snap]

12. Pope'ye

[rock]

13. Oscar the shark killer

Sorry, couldn't help it. I'm watching "Shark Tales".

[soupkitchen]

14. Pope George W 11

[nuxvomica]

15. Others with lines already through 'em

Pope Hadrian VII
Pope Karl Rove II
Pope Jesus I
Pope Dimsdale
Pope Carmalita
Pope Guilty
Pope Joementum

[Atlas Mugged]

16. Pope Hootie And The Blowboiz

[CO Liberal]

17. Snap Crackel & Pope

I can't take credit for that - The Princess thought of it while I was reading her this thread.

[CO Liberal]

18. Evening Kick

:kick:

[Left Is Write]

19. Pope Malcolm. Pope Bruce. Pope JimmyJazz.

[Cannikin]

20. Pope John Holmes II

[Cannikin]

21. and J-Po

[lpbk2713]

23. Pope Alfred E Neuman

What? Me worry?

[Hardrada]

24. Pope Waldorf

Pope Mitzi
Pope Nabisco

[CTLawGuy]

25. Pope Max Power I

though that would be cool.

[short bus president]

27. Pope Hyman Horowitz?

Pope

[Lady Freedom]

28. Pope Red Sox

[solinvictus]

29. Pope Biggus Butticus the First

[sakabatou]

30. Pope Asniz

Pope Loxli
Pope Bagell
Popey the Pontiff Man
Pope Babagnuesh

[RetroLounge]

31. Pope Adolph is probably out...

RL

[FuzzySlippers]

32. Pope Mohammed. n/t