I'm sober.

[Magrittes Pipe]

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Is the world ending?

:scared: :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I should be so lucky.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Then if this isn't a sign of the Apocalypse....

What is it? :o

[JimmyJazz]

3. I call

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Well, I haven't had any alcohol or pills today.

And I don't take anything else that alters my mind.

And, although I did drink last night, I have long since sobered up. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

7. You are 13 minutes late! What's stopping you?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. You can fix that.

You know you can. After all, it's Saturday Night!!!

So get your happy ass down to the gin mill or liquor store and stop your goddamned whining!!! Sheesh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Too tired.

The fuckos upstairs run a discotheque or something directly above our bedroom. Every night at 2am they have an after bar. We haven't slept in a week.

[bigwillq]

8. Me too

I would love a beer right now!:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I would love an intravenuous drip.

[bigwillq]

19. Ok, when I go to the bar later

I'll have a beer in your honor!:P

[Kathy in Cambridge]

9. Me too!

I just made a delicious meal, but there was no wine in the house to accompany it!

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Simply tragic.

[johnnie]

10. You could have swung by here

I'm sitting here by myself watchin "Cops". They are in Vegas, it's pretty cool...lol
If I would have known you would have been "dry" tonight, I would have invited ya over for a few.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Yeah, but we're not in town yet.

The 7-hour drive would be a bit much.

[johnnie]

20. Oh, I thought you were in town

Did you leave here? I'm confused..and a bit soaked in vodka :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. No.

I'm confused and unsoaked in anything.

[Maestro]

11. I'm not

Actually I feel kind of sick.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Mmmmmm....

Sick.

[jus_the_facts]

13. Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.......

....sorry to hear that....here ya go! :hi: :smoke: :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. No thanks.

When I am sober, I usually suffer the following symptoms:

-Eating lots of junk food
-Watching TV
-Laughing at inappropriate moments
-Falling asleep

When I partook of the smoke, the same things happened to me; so I gave that up. No sense in me spending money on something that makes me act the same way I do normally.

When I drink alcohol, however, there is always the chance that I will get in a fight! :bounce:

[jus_the_facts]

26. well then here have a beer.....

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Mmmmmmmmm....

Ya wanna fight? :grr::spank:

[jus_the_facts]

36. aight....putt'em up...

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Ack!

I think I just peed in my pants. :(

[jus_the_facts]

41. always prepaired....here ya go....

[diddlysquat]

17. I am too.

In fact, I usually am.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Well, if you count ALL the hours of the day...

...sleeping, working, and whatnot -- I suppose I would say that I *usually* am, too.

Still: :(

[Maestro]

22. Hey!

Why does the sober thread get more responses than my drunk thread? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I don't know.

Damn vultures here just like to kick a man while he's down.

[Maestro]

28. Funny! -nt

Breaking news: I'm still drunk.

[RetroLounge]

25. Me too.

(Nearly 15 years now...)

:bounce:

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Yes, but that is a testament to your perseverance.

My sobriety is a testament to my laziness.

[RetroLounge]

30. True.

But somehow my last hangover just won't go away...

Pain in the joints, tired, back hurts, overweight, lazy...

Oh, wait, I'm just getting old.

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Those aren't the DTs, I'm just shaking.

[RetroLounge]

38. Kind of a ritual dance, hey?

Do the Shake!

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. The tremors of age.

:cry:

[RetroLounge]

40. Tremors!

One of those movies I can't turn off...

RL

[FuzzySlippers]

33. Seems like I'm always sober.

I usually get a migraine before I can get a buzz. Sober--it's a terrible way to spend your life.:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. Try hard liquor.

:9

[FuzzySlippers]

35. I do drink hard liquor.

Vodka usually. What I'd really like is one of those intravenous morphine pump set-ups. Pain relief plus euphoria. ;-)