Why do I almost never get replies to my threats?

[BikeWriter]

[Sugar Smack]

1. Because we're running away too fast

and you've sicced your songbirds on us!!!


:D :yourock: :loveya: :loveya:

[BikeWriter]

3. I have some eagles saved up, too. :-)

[BikeWriter]

5. Take this!

[Sugar Smack]

8. BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

(muffled sound & songbird feathers flying)

:P

[BikeWriter]

9. Nuh uh! That pillow has synthetic stuffing! Here's my kitty...

[Sugar Smack]

11. *throwing raw steak and running away again*

*stopping*

HEY! THAT looks like an outdoor cat!!!!!!!!!

WHAT GIVES?!? OMG, this country is going to hell in a handbasket!!!!

:P

[BikeWriter]

12. Black panthers were native here, unlike some others...

[clydefrand]

2. Falling on deaf ears???????

[BikeWriter]

4. You can hear, so don't even try "La la la la la la!"

[blindpig]

6. cats cannot talk and they don't listen anyway

despite what their owners think;>)

[BikeWriter]

7. Animals are smarter than you think.

[liberalitch]

10. because we don't take them seriously...

we all know that you're harmless.

[BikeWriter]

13. Yep...

[liberalitch]

14. I love it!

[RagingInMiami]

15. You're a veteran who rides Harleys and lives in Texas

You scare the shit out of me.

[BikeWriter]

16. Oh c'mon now. Do I look mean?

[RagingInMiami]

17. Is that a threat?

[BikeWriter]

18. Hee hee hee! It was a question.

[RagingInMiami]

20. Honestly, if I didn't know you through your posts

And if I was only going by your photo and your military status and the fact that you ride a Harley and live in Texas, I would think twice about being a smart ass towards you (usually, nothing holds me back).
How come you haven't posted in our photography group lately?

[BikeWriter]

23. I haven't taken too many pictures...

Mostly party shots. I'd like to ride the Galveston Ferry with the camera one day soon. I might get some good shots there.

[RagingInMiami]

27. Party shots? Those are the best ones.

Especially the uncensored shots.

[BikeWriter]

33. LOL. I may have a few of those around...

[Seabiscuit]

19. Because you have no WMDs?

[BikeWriter]

21. Uh, actually, I do have WMDs.

[Seabiscuit]

22. What kind?

[BikeWriter]

25. You have to promise not to tell...

[Seabiscuit]

28. I promise

[BikeWriter]

31. I have children and grand children.

They're very destructive!

[Seabiscuit]

32. You must be about my age

I turn 60 on May 2.

[BikeWriter]

34. Yes, in September I'll hit the 6-0..

[Seabiscuit]

37. Kool. In September my first son will celebrate his first birthday.

He was worth the wait.

[BikeWriter]

38. Very good. He'll soon be at the fun age! :-)

[Seabiscuit]

39. For me, he's been at the "fun age" ever since he reached 2 months. :)

He laughs and smiles constantly.

[BikeWriter]

40. That is a great feeling.

I fell in love with each of mine the first time I saw them. ;)

[Seabiscuit]

41. Talk about love at first sight! I've been a die-hard romantic ever since.

[BikeWriter]

42. I believe you.

I swore to each of mine when I held them the first time I'd tell them I loved them everytime I saw them or talked to them. We're still doing it.

[Seabiscuit]

43. That's wonderful.

I tell mine I love him several times a day from the day he was born.

[BikeWriter]

45. Keep on telling him.

In these troubled times they need constant encouragement.

[Seabiscuit]

50. Agreed - when my wife and I met we agreed that being the best possible

parents we could be is the most important thing in life. And the best way to learn more about and express love.

Our son won't "have everything" in a material sense but he'll have us there every day to guide him through the hurdles and pitfalls all along the way, and to help him learn self-confidence, humility and compassion in addition to critical thinking. We plan to take him traveling and teach him about history and other cultures around the world.

And in a little over a year, he may even have a younger sister to accompany him on his journey.

[Tektonik]

24. No idea, but I misread the title at first as:

Why do I almost never get replies to my breasts?

:scared:

[BikeWriter]

26. DaMMiTT! Those things always get replies...

Mine are only man sized, though. ;(

[Sugar Smack]

29. I don't mean no harm-

BUT I LOVE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!

:loveya:

CAN I HAVE 'EM?????????????

[Sugar Smack]

30. Also, I'm armed with a weapon of minor destruction.

A bow and arrow. My boss taught me how to shoot it!

:-)

AND I'm a sagittarius!

[BikeWriter]

36. Those can be serious weapons, yes.

[BikeWriter]

35. Thank you, that's sweet.

This was the younger version of them.

[libodem]

44. Have you threatened to shoot any kittens?

[BikeWriter]

46. Do you need a tin foil cap?

[Skittles]

47. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

:D

[Sugar Smack]

48. Can you kick my ass first?

I'm trying to tend bar in Hell right now and I'm starting to feel guilty!

(confession)

;-)

[BikeWriter]

53. Hey, just a minute...

...she was offering to kick mine first! ;-)

[BikeWriter]

51. Think so? I might like it. ;-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

49. I almost always respond to you

Unless I have nothing to say.

[BikeWriter]

52. LOL! That's cool. This is just a copycat thread, anyway. ;-)