I think that John Kleeb should be the next Pope....

[Sannum]

Pope Kleeb!!!:7

[JohnKleeb]

1. I love the Catholic Church very much but I could not do this

I for one am not trained in theology, two I would never be celibate, and three I don't like the spotlight.

[BrotherBuzz]

17. Hey, get your priorities straight....

That celibacy thingy needs to be addressed first on your list...the rest are mere details in comparison. Think about it, man!!!

[tjwmason]

18. If you don't want to be celibate

The answer is simple, follow the mediaeval example and have lots of nephews and nieces rather than sons and daughters....

You get the most swanky gear (bring back the Papal Tiara say I), and guards with the coolest uniforms on the planet too.

[JohnKleeb]

20. I dont want my brother to get all the girls

:)

[tjwmason]

23. He doesn't get the girls

Only the paternity payments. :P

[UrbScotty]

21. Think about it! John XXIV.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

22. Well I do have something in my platform

that makes me more appealing than Dookus to the Irish Catholics, I want to move the Vatican to Dublin :D.

[Ladyhawk]

2. Ah...not another pope named "John"!!! Sigh. n/t

:D

[JohnKleeb]

4. yeah but I wouldnt use John Paul or John

[JVS]

3. But he hasn't even gone through confirmation

He is seriously underqualified

[JohnKleeb]

5. Yes that too

[Sannum]

6. He is more qualified for Pope than Bush is for President

:P

[JVS]

7. That is not saying much at all

[vajraroshana]

8. The next pope should be a "Fred"

I'm just saying....

I like the name "Fred".

[Dookus]

9. Harrumph!

I've been running for pope for WEEKS now! I'll be damned if some little upstart is gonna beat me to it. I've worked for the job - I've EARNED it!

[progmom]

10. You can't even keep track of your cat.

How can we trust you with millions of Catholics? :shrug:

[Dookus]

12. hey!

She came back, and I beat her real good for worrying me. What more can a cat-daddy do?

[JohnKleeb]

11. hey now

I don't want it.

[Dookus]

13. yeah yeah

that's what they always say. Anybody who WANTS to be Pope can't get the job. I'm not buying your scheme, you little usurper. You can be the anti-pope, but I'm gettin' the digs in Rome!

[JohnKleeb]

16. Have you ever thought that I dont wanna be celibate

Fine you can live in Rome, lousy Italians *grumble* always trying to claim the faith for em selves, the vatican should be in Dublin :).

[KitchenWitch]

15. Pope Dookus has a nice ring to it

If I were a Cardinal, I would vote for you, Dookus!

[realisticphish]

19. all hail

Pope Dookus the First!

[autorank]

14. Pacem in Terris