I ran into one of my crazy ex-girlfriends tonight. Ask me anything.

[LostInAnomie]

This is the PG version of my earlier post that was removed.

[DustMolecule]

1. How many crazy ex-girlfriends do you have? eom

[LostInAnomie]

3. Two, but this one was the "fun" one if you know what I mean.

wink wink

[LoZoccolo]

2. What was special about this crazy ex-girlfriend?

:hide:

[LostInAnomie]

4. Well she was and still is really hot...

... but that doesn't make up for her being as crazy as she was. She was REALLY paranoid. Paranoid to the point that she would show up at my job to make sure I wasn't cheating on her, and she would think people at restaurants were talking about her.

[LostInAnomie]

10. She would also get in throw-downs in bars.

Chair tossing throw-downs.

[WinterStorm]

22. Keep writing

:popcorn:

[DIKB]

5. Did you do something stupid ?

i.e. you feed a stray dog, it starts coming around hoping for more.

Is she going to be coming around more ?

[LostInAnomie]

Jeez, I hope not!

I just ran into her while I was going out to eat with some friends. She kinda cornered my when I was walking to the bathroom. It was REALLY awkward. I got out of the conversation as soon as I could but I could see her staring at me for the rest of the time I was there.

Hot as she may be I don't want anymore of that mess.

[aquaman]

6. I have been married eight years.....

and still run into old girlfriends that were and are a bit crazy. I am wondering was I crazy for going out with them or did I make them crazy.

[LostInAnomie]

8. Naw, I didn't make her crazy...

... she came by that herself.

It would be kinda flattering if I had that kind of power though.

[WinterStorm]

28. Everyone does

I don't return to a town that I moved out of and bump into them. :popcorn:

[LostInAnomie]

30. So am I supposed to avoid the town I grew up in and my parents still...

... live in just because on the off chance I might bump into her? :crazy:

[WinterStorm]

32. No

:nopity:

[wtmusic]

7. Was she holding a butcher knife?

FYI it's a really bad sign :scared:

[LostInAnomie]

9. No butcher knife, just an ominous presence.

That and a very low cut shirt.

[WinterStorm]

12. "She is real hot"

You noticed what she was wearing, low cut shirt. Same place at the same time...did she dump you? :rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

15. Nope, I broke up with her after she tried to fight my boss...

... for telling her that she needed to quit calling me at work. She showed up and tried to call my boss out into the parking lot.

But hell yeah she is hot, hot as hell, but crazy as a shit house rat.

[WinterStorm]

25. "How big was her purse?"

She dumped him :rofl:

[WinterStorm]

11. Stalking

[LostInAnomie]

13. I think we were just in the same place at the same time.

It's been about 4 years since I've seen her. The cornering by the restroom could count as stalking though.

[WinterStorm]

16. Keep writing

She cornered you and you were trying to avoid her, then why didn't you leave immediatly? This is better than going to the movies :rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

20. I'm not going to let her ruin my night out.

Anyway it's been like four years. I don't live in the same place, I have a different number, and I work at a different place. I think I am safe.

[WinterStorm]

27. ROFL

You bumped into her and you don't live in the same town any longer :rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

29. Yeah, I live in a city about 15 minutes away...

... and I went back to hang out with some friends.

What part of this are you having such a hard time believing?

[leftofthedial]

14. what's her number?

[LostInAnomie]

17. 812- 38... Hey wait a second!

I wouldn't do that to a fellow DUer.

[Webster Green]

18. Thats what I was thinking....

Hot trumps crazy doesn't it?

[leftofthedial]

19. I like 'em crazy

and hot

[WinterStorm]

31. "Along with a couple of cocktails"

[LostInAnomie]

21. It did for about 3 months.

Three fun filled months. Then the crazy broke through the lovely afterglow.

[WinterStorm]

24. Can we get the "R" version

:popcorn:

[LostInAnomie]

26. I wish.

Lets just say she has some assets that many men find very appealing, and she was very open minded in the bedroom, kitchen, car rides, etc.

It was GREAT for about three months.

[hfojvt]

23. do you ever see an ex and she looks great

and you think, why did I break up with her?
And then you talk to her, and you go "Oh. Yeah."