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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:12 PM Original message |
I was just told by the Vatican that as a protestant, I am not |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. They said they dont take flamin mo's |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. My marital status pretty much leaves me out. |
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tjwmason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 07:49 AM Response to Reply #2 |
16. Being married is not a bar |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 10:51 AM Response to Reply #16 |
22. The Pope can be married? |
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tjwmason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. The election of a married man would be valid. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. They told me that they do not allow pagans |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well, I don't think I will call them now. |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. They heard I was considering converting to Judaism |
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tnlefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
6. Well, I've had sex so I guess that leaves me out. |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. My height disqualified me. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
8. Apparently, they don't accept inter-national collect calls, either! |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. They accepted mine. Maybe because according to one of my |
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tekriter (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. No existential Buddhists, either... |
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libhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
11. Well - |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
12. they said I made the "short list" |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:51 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I would never! I only told them the truth: |
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foreigncorrespondent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-01-05 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. I was told... |
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Art_from_Ark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
15. They gave me an audition |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 08:05 AM Response to Original message |
17. They said they don't take Jews....what is this?! Wasn't the first |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
18. The hat won't fit my large head. |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
19. They don't take Unitarian Universalist humanists either |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
20. Pope Matcom |
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MrModerate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
21. I didn't actually ask, but as god is my witness . . . |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
23. So, what you're saying is you want me to run? |
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Nikia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
24. Several things |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
25. It's not too late to convert. |
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lumberingbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
26. They said they won't consider a bear.... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
28. They don't allow gay women, only gay men |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
29. They don't take Muslims. |
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Squeech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
30. Wasn't there |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:13 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Supposedly Pope Joan |
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put out (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
32. Well, I called them too. I needed to specify |
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