Bread's song "If"...a special dedication to a real lady, Barbara Bush.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Before you alert the Mods, YES, it is a joke. NO, I am not a lurking freeper.

:evilgrin:

If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't I paint you?




The words will never show
The you I've come to know
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you,
You're all that's left me too
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me
If I could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today,
Beside you all the way
If the world should stop revolving
Spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away

[Carni]

1. OMG! This is just freaking insidious!

I have to say... I HATE that song, so actually your suggestion is an excellent one.

[RetroLounge]

2. She's definitely the Butch Bush

RL

[HamstersFromHell]

3. I prefer: "If a face could launch a thousand ships...

then yours would sink them all."

(As an aside, look up MilliHelen in your dictionary...the amount of beauty required to launch just one ship.)