I'm gonna sue any mofo who puts "ookus" on his name...

[Dookus]

I have a team of nasty lawyers working on the case right now. I fucking OWN "ookus" and I will crush you all!

[agates]

1. That's Ok

Agatesookus sounds pretty bad, anyway. :-)

[Bunny]

2. Meet Bunnookus!

Call yer lawyer, baby! Bunnookus - I'm starting to like it.









The DUer formerly known as Bunny

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. Have you trademarked it? You can't copyright a short name

If you think you own it by copyright, you're wrong, my friend.

[Dookus]

9. It's trademarked, copyrighted

patented and scotch-guarded. It's MINE, dammit!

[sendero]

30. Did you know...

... that they took ScotchGuard off the market? Seems that EVERYONE has detectable levels in their blood...

senderookus, hmmmmm.....

[Walt Starr]

4. What if they use the name, Pookus?

[Dookus]

10. they'll get sued

Gloria Allred is on the case.

[Walt Starr]

26. I'm going to register Pookus

Because I can't stand Allred.

[texas1928]

5. I don't think you could afford all the legal fees for each court case.

see.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2957931&mesg_id=2957931

[Dookus]

13. They're all gettin' sued

and sued hard. Meet my legal team:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. I don't think we need to even discuss...

What the addition of "ookus" would do to my name.

The server would just grind to a smoking halt.

[Ladyhawk]

7. Ladyookus? Sweet Jesus, I'd have to sue myself! n/t

[Radical Activist]

8. Radical Actookus

Sounds nice.

[WilliamPitt]

11. Bookus McLookusHookus

[Dookus]

14. Expect a visit from Nancy Grace...

in the middle of the night. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[WilliamPitt]

17. Nanookus Grookus?

[Dookus]

20. You've just been bumped up to

Gloria Allred.

[WilliamPitt]

21. Glookus Allrookus

[Dookus]

22. OK...

now you're not just getting off with a good suing.

I'm gonna position you between Gloria and a TV camera.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Ooh, I think I see a loophole

You said "his" name. Free reign for us females!

[MissB]

12. M'kay. I didn't really like missbookus anyway.

:shrug:

[fob]

15. You're gonna "sookus" all?

:evilgrin:


fobookus fee fi momookus

[Dookus]

16. I'll see you in court!

[fob]

18. I'll be filing my countersookus tomorrow afternookus!

:toast:

Can someone make an "ookus" smilie?

[Bouncy Ball]

19. My new name is Bouncy Ballookus.

It sounds kool, no?

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. I am grandfatherookused in.

You can't sookus me!!!!

[lumberingbear]

24. Tuckerookus

He told me he wants his name to be changed to Tuckerookus.

[Book Lover]

25. Good, because it was getting complicated

Bookus Loverookus was a bit much, even I will admit...

[Deja Q]

27. With your tookus, no doubt!

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. I think Yellow Rubber Ookus has a nice ring to it...

What do you think?
Duckie

[nuxvomica]

29. If you want to take these "intellectual" property thieves to court...

You'll need a subpoena Dookus take'em. :rofl:

[fluffernutter]

31. i'm kinda diggin 'flufferookus'

:thumbsup:

[On Par]

32. Remember Mookus Wilson who played for the Mets?

His nickname was "Mookie", but his formal name was Mookus!

So there you go. Can't sue his Momma for naming him Mookus.

[qnr]

33. "his nameookus" n/t

[moof]

34. moofookus, and stop calling us sue.

oui explane sweet nothing.

aaaaa how big are these lawyers that you are going to drop on us ?

Did you decide a dip using dip on dips was too dippy, ... dookus?

[FuzzySlippers]

35. Dear Dookus:

BITE ME!

Sincerely,

FuzzookusSlippookus