Here's a joke i heard today{not perverted}

[gizmo1979]

3 surgeons bragging about reattachment surgeries they had done.The 1st surgeon says I had a man with all his fingers cut off,I reattached them and he went on to be a concert pianist,2nd surgeon says I had a man that had both arms and legs cut off,I reattached them and he went on to be an olympic gold medalist.3rd surgeon said I had some drunk cowboy ride head on into a moving train hell the only things left to work on was a cowboy hat and a horses ass,and i put him back together he went on to be President!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. I love it!

Will send it to my friends!

[ChoralScholar]

2. That joke used to end:

3rd surgeon said: I took an asshole and put a mustache on it, and he won 7 Winston Cup titles!

But that was before Dale Earnhardt died and it was apropos to make fun of him.....