Highest maintenance male on DU?

[Radical Activist]

Yes, I'm trying to score brownie points with the feminists. ;)

Poll names were picked for no reason other than that those were the first males on DU that came to mind.

[BurtWorm]

1. Where's Nighttrain?

:hide:

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. He has gone where the woodbine twineth.

[On the Road]

20. He's in the Outhouse?

I haven't seen that phrase since the 19th century.

[johnnie]

2. Man..I'm glad my name isn't on there

I just couldn't take it if it was. I would need some hugs, and then I would go to ATA and have it out with some people.
Oh...I'm OK now.

[Radical Activist]

5. I just added you

mwahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[johnnie]

18. OK..that does it

I am posting an "I'm leaving this place" thread!
No...I'm gonna call it "You guys don't know what you are losing".
Or, "Hey.I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Hell, I'll come up with something.

[Radical Activist]

27. that will work!

You'll get more votes quick, but then you'll have to get a new username.

[Left Is Write]

13. You are hardly high maintenance.

You can't fool me.

[CubsFan1982]

4. Where am I, dammit? Where am I?!?!?!?

Hmph! I'm leaving!

:P

[Radical Activist]

19. Do an "I'm leaving" thraed

and you'll make it on the poll next time. :)

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. *whew*

not on the list

:P

[Radical Activist]

8. That was an oversight on my part.

sorry. :)

[Longgrain]

7. Oh wow, I'm tied with WillPitt cool!

I guess that's some sort of honor...

[DS1]

10. That comment alone got another vote for you

;-)

[Longgrain]

17. I'm surprised you're not on the list

you always seem to be causing something...:P

[Radical Activist]

23. You're the favorite so far.

I'm not sure what that means. :shrug:
I'm a little disapointed I've only got one vote.

[Longgrain]

24. The fact that even I voted for myself might have something to do

with it...think about it...;-)

[Radical Activist]

I should have voted for myself.

I just assumed I would get more votes than this. :shrug:

[Longgrain]

36. Hey you're competing against me and WillPitt

You should have known better...

[Radical Activist]

45. No kidding!

Sorry, but I didn't vote for you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Do we have to choose just one? There's so many for so many different

reasons. :shrug: :hi:

[SarahB]

11. You've got that right, sister!

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. ...and you forgot DS1...he is high maintenance in his "I don't give a shit

attitude. :hi:

[DS1]

15. No, that's "High Volume"

;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Yeah definitely DS1.

Hands down. Longgrain is just high-maintenance in an easy high-maintenance way. DS1 is TRULY high-maintenance in a really intense, indisuous way.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Yes...off the charts even.

Almost undetectably high maintenance. :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

22. Ooo good description.

And in real life, I avoid high maintenance people, but I seem to be drawn to them on the internet.

Plus he's cute. ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. That always helps.

:7

[Radical Activist]

14. haha

You're welcom to list them all and the reasons for each, but don't blame me if it gets the thread locked. :)

[Radical Activist]

26. I'm starting to think this poll was a mistake.

It could get ugly and personal.
I hope no one nominates it. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Well....Bouncy and I were trying our hardest to hijack it.

:shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

30. THREADJACK!

Hey MrsGrumpy do you like rollerblading? I don't, I hate it. I'm old school style, gimme skates with four NORMAL wheels.

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Me too. I love rollerskating. I can't keep rollerblades straight. It's

amazing how old I feel though when rollerskating. Every movement makes my back crack. ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

32. Rollerblades totally hurt my shins.

And my calves. ANd you know what? For some reason, ice skating hurts my legs too. I wonder if it's because I don't do it too often.

Were you a cheerleader in school? I wasn't.

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. I tried out, but did dance team instead.

The outfits were cuter and everyone knew that the cheerleaders were giant sluts. Did you play sports? I did. I played softball.

[Radical Activist]

35. hmmm...

cheerleaders... :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

41. I played softball, too!

Catcher, for many years. I also ran track.

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. I was a catcher too!!! And centerfield!

:hi:

[Bok_Tukalo]

34. Roller skates for me

I was actually pretty good at it when I was younger.

[redqueen]

43. I had to call every sporting goods store in my area

to find real 4-wheel roller skates. Most stores just have those plastic things that go over kids' shoes... I finally found some. Next time I'm just taking the kids to the rink and renting some.

Which makes me wonder if there's even a real roller rink around here anymore...

[Longgrain]

29. Don't worry about it, most of us can take a joke...

Even us high maintenance types...:D

[steve2470]

37. I'm glad I'm not on there either :-)

:-)

[Love Bug]

38. I voted for matcom because I felt sorry for him

He only had one vote!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

39. What about sniffa?

Just sayin'.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

40. ahahahahahahahah

hahahahhahahahahaha
ha
ha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[Radical Activist]

44. I'm glad you like my poll

:D
Who did you vote for?

[Beware the Beast Man]

42. I vote "Other".

:popcorn:

[johnnie]

46. My mind is exploding

Should I be glad I don't have any votes? Or should I whine and complain because I don't have any votes? It's good that I'm not considered high maintenance, but then again maybe everyone is saying "who's that last one?".
I guess I will have to talk to my therapist about this one. Of course, first I would have to get one. Maybe I should complain in ATA, but then again..it really doesn't matter to me either way. I'm so confused. Oh well, I have to make me something to eat.
:)

[Radical Activist]

47. If you don't post in ATA

complain about it in the lounge or otherwise throw a fit about it, that will explain why you have no votes. Those are also good ways to get some votes. :)

[KamaAina]

48. JimmyJazz. He's torn between a female and *Survivor*.

Seriously.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2957855&mesg_id=2957855

:wtf:

[Longgrain]

49. Let me explain something about JimmyJazz...

Jimmy is not a he...got it?

[jonnyblitz]

53. LMFAO...

LOLOLOL.

[JimmyJazz]

54. You might want to check the gallery in your spare time.

I'm just saying. :D

[RetroLounge]

I've done that!

I'm just saying. :D

RL

[BlueIris]

51. Heh. Points awarded.

Sort of. Would have been given enthusiastically if you hadn't felt the need to acknowledge that you were posting this poll facetiously. I just wanted to respond to a poll characterizing a male as "high maintenance." I CANNOT STAND IT when people, it's not always men, use that term to describe women. Oooh, you called me "high maintenance," I guess that means you don't have to be respectful of my feelings, then. Shitheads. Thanks for sort of caring about that disgusting behavior, though.

[Radical Activist]

52. At least I'm honest about it.

Yes, it should apply to both sexes. I always thought it had more to do with women who demand to be taken to expensive places and be bought things. Even when I have money I've got no patience for those kind of people.

[Deja Q]

55. Okay. So where the hell am I and why haven't I any votes?!?!

TELL ME!!!!! :grr:

:cry:

:rofl:

:hurts:

:-(

:rant:

:o

[Bok_Tukalo]

56. The original poster isn't a science fiction fan

or, trust me, you would be there.

[Longgrain]

57. You're included, as a "other"...

Some of us are just bigger, vainer whiners...

[Robb]

58. Oddly enough, "other" is my nickname.

:D


...which puts me in the horse race for last! :bounce:

[roguevalley]

59. I would have picked you all but Matcom has such a nice ass.

[WindRavenX]

60. uh, how does this score brownie points with me?

Being a feminist, that is...:shrug:

[Bullwinkle925]

61. I would nominate MrScorpio.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

62. Other: me. Air fare is gonna be a bitch. (nt)