You could close down Moe's

[Huckebein the Raven]

Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!






next line..... :)

[tridim]

1. I just like the fact that it's named The "Ass House"

:)

It was kind of a spur of the moment thing.

[ucmike]

2. great episode

quimby acting shocked at the existence of the 'ass house' and his wife reminds him she was working there when they met.

quimby for prez.

[Patiod]

3. Quimby for Prez? Er, ah, No!

Great episode.

My SO plays excerpts from "Songs in the Key of Springfield" into my voicemail when he knows I'm depressed.

Favorite is the Stonecutters theme!

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. For you:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

:)

[Patiod]

5. "In honor of this momentous occassion...we're havin' ribs!

(insert bad Patrick Stewart imitation here)