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[_TJ_]

[democracyindanger]

1. Quick! The Constitution's getting away!

[_TJ_]

2. LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

:D

[sinkingfeeling]

3. "Take 15....now George, try to look where he's pointing!"

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Look! Minority Voters!!!!

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. "No, the skeet range is THAT WAY.

You just shot a couple of kids playing with a Frisbee™."

[Drifter]

6. Ok sir, lets try something simple ...

Shoot the broad side of that barn.
BLAM
Nice try sir.

Cheers
Drifter

[Endangered Specie]

16. ah hahahah

:applause:

[johnnie]

7. "One more time george...

...up there is the sky, what you are standing on is called the ground".

[Zuni]

8. Ok, if you want we will call it a GAY pigeon sir

:spray: --- new smiley

[El Fuego]

9. Sir! Low-flying liberals!

[BringEmOn]

10. "jes' a minute...I'm still pumpin' my penile extension..."

[datasuspect]

11. "there's a couple of minorities thataway!"

[BringEmOn]

12. Queers at ten o'clock!

Never mind that I'm wearin' a pink hat...

[datasuspect]

13. "IT'S THE AMERICANS! THEY WANT THEIR COUNTRY BACK! SHOOT!"

[Endangered Specie]

14. You IDIOT! Point the gun THAT WAY!

[Catshrink]

15. My first thought was of the scene from SpaceBalls

when the bad guys shot the Princess's hair. She said, "He shot my hair!" and suddenly learned how to shoot.