Oh No! Progmom and I are fighting! We may even have to break up!

[JimmyJazz]

She doesn't like Survivor and I do! :cry: The big question if we do split is, who will retain custody of sundog?

[Name removed]

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[JimmyJazz]

6. WTF is break-up sex????

LOL - I've heard of make-up sex, but not break up sex! I think you made that up in an effort to get laid.

[GOPisEvil]

8. "Angry, I'll show you I'm still sexy" sex

The fact that I want to get laid notwithstanding...

[Misunderestimator]

11. You've never had that?

:silly:

[JimmyJazz]

17. Apparently, I've missed out.

I've led a sheltered life! :silly:

[yvr girl]

2. I'll hold him in custody until the courts decide.

Did you see my good news?

[JimmyJazz]

19. I take it Boston is going to be turned on its head in a few weeks???

[yvr girl]

45. I'll know today.

My good news is that the perps who stole my identity are in jail.

[progmom]

47. Yay!

:woohoo:



on edit: did you say "perps"? how very NYPD Blue of you!

[yvr girl]

50. I'm more influenced my Law and Order

It sounds funny coming from me doesn't it.

[progmom]

58. yup

yvr girl is going after the perps! whooo hoo.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I will testify on her behalf.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Meanypants. You're just pouting 'cause I kicked your ass in

an earlier thread.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. No, I maintain that any fan of "Survivor" is an unfit sundog owner.

[JimmyJazz]

13. But, I'll take good care of him. I'll feed him and clothe him and

see that he gets lucky (not with me of course) once in a while. It'll be fun for him.

[progmom]

18. Sundog and I already have plans, if you will ever release his trust fund

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2927291#2929591

We're driving off into the sunset in our brand new convertible to pick up hot Brazilian soccer players.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Joint custody

:P

you get sundog MWF and progmom TR and S. Every other Sunday you two alternate.

Now on to the question of yours truely......

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

21. I don't really like to share. it's all or nothing here. This is war!

We are talking about Survivor after all.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. OMG! I bet they never even THOUGHT about who got custody of the JOINTS!

:o

[JimmyJazz]

23. I do. P-Mommy claims to be like Adam Ant --

What can I say?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. You mean she makes fun of people who don't drink and don't smoke?

I don't get it.

[progmom]

25. i never said ANYTHING about not drinking

I think JJ is high again.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Good for you.

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

26. That's what she said. I think she means she's the goody two shoes

to whom he is referring? :shrug: Either that or she wears too much make up.

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Regardless. As she does NOT like that vile piece of video rubbish...

...she is clearly of sounder mind.

[Longgrain]

5. Great that frees up progmom for me...

I'll grab her on the rebound...

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Just remember to give back all of the friendship pins that she made for

you in 7th period Home Ec. It would be so boge if you kept them. Like, totally even.

[JimmyJazz]

15. Fine. But I'm keeping the chain of gum wrappers we made

together. I'm sure gonna miss progmom :cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. When we meet each other for lunch, finally, I will secretly report

back to you everything she says about you, okay? That way it won't be so hard. :hi:

[progmom]

32. yes. you will have to console me after this break up.

:woohoo:

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. I'm your man....er girl!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

43. HEY! You don't look so distraught to me, lady!

Sheesh. Now you made me cry :cry:

[progmom]

46. excuuuuuse me?

You're the one breaking up with me! Sheesh.

[JimmyJazz]

49. Only because you don't recognize Qwal-it-tee programing when

you see it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

48. Sweetie, it's times like these that we have to put on our bravest face.

Come on, stiff upper lip little lady. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

51. *snarf*

Are you going to be my rebound fling?

[Huckebein the Raven]

57. I'll grudgingly accept that position

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

61. Oh okay - I'll pm you the application. But, I'm going to need a

reference and two forms of i.d.

On edit: and ass kissing - lots and lots of ass kissing :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

81. Sure. As long as I don't have to audition.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

84. No but you do have to bring you spa/exfoliation kit!

progmom never gave me one of those herself - I think she should have, too.

[progmom]

89. yeah - those flintstone feet of yours could use some pumice

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

92. I could actually get you a spa/exfoliation kit, because I signed up for

the "Love your Body" card which gives me 10% off and if I buy the scrub and body butter for you that gives me four stamps and I get something free! Maybe I'll get the olive glossing shampoo and we can try it out. :7

[progmom]

93. maybe we should just lure JJ up here to Michigan

We could have a "Love Your Body" party! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

95. Hey! That would be cool! You bring the tunes. I'll bring the spa stuff...

and JJ can bring...hmmmmm...what can JJ bring? :hi:

[progmom]

96. Chocolate!

Yum. :9

[ScreamingMeemie]

97. Yes, and only the good kind!

Nothing but the best! :hi: :9

[progmom]

98. she prefers milk chocolate, so I think we'll have to be specific

[ScreamingMeemie]

99. I love Godiva chocolate, but I only eat it if it's somebody elses.

It's too expensive. :hi: Let's make her bring that.

[jswordy]

12. Bullshit...yer joined at the hip! ROFL

[progmom]

64. since i am about a foot taller than her

...that would be awkward.

We'd have to put her on stilts. Or really tall platform boots.

[jswordy]

88. I vote for the boots! Black. Stilletto!

[GalleryGod]

14. Jimmy Jamison has a great voice!

:popcorn: saw them with REO Speedwagon at the Spectrum back in...:blush: oh,who the hell cares:blush:

[JimmyJazz]

16. At the Spectrum! Former home of the Philadelphia Flyers?????

So, what are you doing later today? :D

[progmom]

27. self delete

i was being snarky. sorry.

[mark414]

30. hey there you are

i have a question for you...

edited to mention that the irony was not intentional

[progmom]

34. hit me!

:hi:

[mark414]

37. ch-check your inbox

[progmom]

42. your wish is my command!

:hi:

[jonnyblitz]

31. I would break up with you ,too.

survivor. ew.

[JimmyJazz]

35. You wouldn't break up with me!

You'd miss my rock collection way too much.

[jonnyblitz]

39. You collect rocks?

thats cool.

[progmom]

36. shall we shun her in Boston?

(after I spend 5 hours in the car with her on the way there....)

[jonnyblitz]

38. damn

is that all she will talk about?

[progmom]

41. survivor?

I seem to have lost track of what we were taling about...



on edit - let's talk about religion some more :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

53. yeah...or i guess even her rock collection

sorry , I was busy reading that funny drunk xultar thread. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

56. Psst, blitz - How do you like me now?

:P

[progmom]

60. hands off

I get Blitz in the breakup.

[JimmyJazz]

65. Fine - gimme sundog and he's all yours. Besides, I hear he's

high maintenance, anyway. That's what Kathy in Cambridge said. :o

[progmom]

67. we're dealing in flesh and blood here

there will be no trading of human beings.

they'd both choose me in an instant.



right?



helloooooo?

[JimmyJazz]

68. Yeah. For sure.

:eyes:

[jonnyblitz]

72. damn i miss all the chat when i only check to see who has

responded to me in "my posts". I should read the WHOLE thread more often. :wow:

[progmom]

74. yep. it's all about jonny on this one.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

76. Two women are fighting over two gay men. Honestly. Is there

anything more pathetic? :D

[progmom]

78. You started it!

(see - there is something more pathetic!)

[Huckebein the Raven]

69. What about me ?

or shall I go with JJ ?

:P

[progmom]

71. i thought we had plans for you, me & the mini?

[Huckebein the Raven]

73. we did ? Damn now I'm torn

:(

[progmom]

75. what has J offered you??

bubkas.

[JimmyJazz]

77. No way! I would never give up bubka

He's too cute.

[Huckebein the Raven]

80. A mini-cooper is difficult to pass up

hmmmm......

:dilemma:

[jonnyblitz]

63. colorful!!

(I actually didnt miss an episode of the first survivor.)

[edbermac]

33. Catfight time!

I love it when chicks fight...it gets me hot! :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. I hope they have the decency to oil up first.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

52. Ew - everyone knows cat's don't like oil!

:spank: <---- for attempted thread locking :o

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. But cats are so DELICIOUS when fried in olive oil!

Oh, yeah. Sexist comment about you and PM wrestling, AND a cat eating crack. Bring it on.


edit: I mean a crack about eating cats; not a cat eating crack. Which would either lead to a VERY high cat, or something I won't even get into lest my DU fun be over PERMANENTLY. :P

[progmom]

55. sexist comment?

I thought it was a sexy comment.

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. What's wrong with being sexy?

[progmom]

62. my point exactly!

[texas1928]

66. Now don't make me have to come in there.

I will put you both in a head lock and give you noogies.

[progmom]

70. and where do you stand on survivor?

since we appear to be divvying up our DU pals...

[texas1928]

79. I have never watched.

I just never found it that interesting.

[progmom]

82. tex is mine!

take that, jimmyjazz!

[Left Is Write]

83. Tell her I have never, ever, ever, ever watched Survivor. Ever.

[JimmyJazz]

85. Fine. I guess progmom gets you, too. Now where is that fluffernutter?

:cry: :cry: :cry::cry: :cry: :cry::cry: :cry: :cry::cry: :cry: :cry:

[Left Is Write]

87. Oh no. I can't pick sides.

But I can keep progmom company on Survivor nights.

[JimmyJazz]

94. LOL - Okay - It's a deal.

:hi:

[texas1928]

86. Now can't we all just get along.

Please think of the children.

[JimmyJazz]

90. No. We can't. This is war Tex - whose side are you on, anyway?

Pick :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

91. Ithink progmom decided it for me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2957855&mesg_id=2958472&page=

[texas1928]

106. Ok you two can fight over me. HELLO LOOK HERE<<<<<<<<<

I will get the jello ready.

:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

100. My two mommies are breaking up???!!!

Who's going to get custody of me???!!! :cry:

[progmom]

101. I claim Fuzzy in the name of all that is right.

Or left, whatever the case may be.

[JimmyJazz]

102. no way, lady! You got yvr girl and Tex - besides I am going

to bribe her with these:



So there :P

And to Fuzzy: Pack your things, darling - you are coming to live with me.

[FuzzySlippers]

103. I wanna live with p-mommie.

You make me watch Survivor and I hate it! x(

[progmom]

108. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gannon Man Date]

104. This calls for a bout

of mud wrestling.

}(

[JimmyJazz]

105. Dayum - we were in a cat fight earlier and now we have to mud wrestle!

What's next? Nekkid Tiddly Winks at high noon? :silly:

[Gannon Man Date]

107. Nekkid

TWISTER!

[JimmyJazz]

110. Are you volunteering to be the spinner?

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

109. Ladies.

If you need someone to 'moderate' the breakup, you know where to find me.

[JimmyJazz]

115. progmom and I are apparently going

to compete in a tri-athalon consisting of cat fighting and mud wrestling and concluding with nekkid twister...Hedges is the cat fight umpire and some new dude wants to oversee the nekkid twister -- that leaves you to moderate the mud wrestling! Do you have a whistle?

[texas1928]

117. I suggested Jello wrestling.

it is better than mud.

[Gannon Man Date]

124. Some new dude?

Is that all I am to you?

*sniff*

You're such an evil owner.

[progmom]

125. I thought you were mine until the cigs ran out?

No?

[Gannon Man Date]

136. It's a co ownership situation

You both seem to have forgotten.

Are you sure either one of you is responsible enough for custody of anyone?

[JimmyJazz]

132. What? Some new guy?

Okay! Okay! Next time I'll call you by name -- sorry. Please stop crying. I hate it when grown men cry.

BTW - if I lose sundog, will you come live with me and Fuzzy Slippers?

[progmom]

134. sweetie?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2957855#2958995

Fuzzy chose me.

Sorry.


:P

[Midlodemocrat]

137. I have both a whistle and an airhorn

and if necessary, I could bring my cowbell. Especially because I do think that mud wrestling needs more cowbell.

[KamaAina]

111. "JimmyJazz, the tribe has spoken. I need your torch."

I mean, progmom AND sundog vs. Survivor: 405 Freeway or wherever it is this year, and you're agonizing over this?!

Wonder if it's too late to add you to the "highest maintenance male" poll? :-)

Edit: There must have been a "highest maintenance female" poll that started this madness. Signed, AlohaWahine (really a male)

[texas1928]

112. UMMMm

JJ is female.

[progmom]

114. There is a highest maintenance female poll

And JJ has a sizable lead.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2958536&mesg_id=2958536&page=

[bigwillq]

113. I'll take custody of sundog!

:evilgrin:



I say get a good lawyer and don't let progmom take all the good linens.:)

[JimmyJazz]

116. Would you please? He's been getting on my nerves, but I still

won't relinquish custody to progmom. :P

[bigwillq]

119. You can have progmom!

She's too needy!:P

As long as I can get my little poodle a.k.a. sundog! We can talk about Blake Harper together.:evilgrin:


I would take custody of you jimmy! I mean, if I had to.:hi:

[progmom]

121. Wow.

:cry:


I'm just proving your point, aren't I?

[bigwillq]

129. Pssst, progmom--

It's just a joke. I need to keep JJ on my good side. It's a personal thang.:P

[progmom]

130. Phew. I was over here crying and shit.

:P

So did I see you were coming to Boston? I will have to buy you a beer.

[bigwillq]

131. I might be coming--

Still have to clear things at work. I want to go so badly. REV ACTS told me she'll spank me and now you're going to be buying me a beer. :woohoo:

[JimmyJazz]

122. Are you sure about that? Apparently, I'm high maintenance!

D'oh :o

[progmom]

123. They don't know what they're talking about.

They obviously don't know the real JimmyJazz.


on edit - can we make up? i'll watch survivor with you. and sundog. waddaya say?

[JimmyJazz]

126. I dunno - I've been working out and getting ready for our triathalon!

But - As long as you don't talk through the whole show - I guess :pals:


:P

[progmom]

127. Oh. I can't talk?

And you know I could kick your ass in the mud wrestling...

[JimmyJazz]

128. Yeah right!

:eyes:

I'm going home now - I'll see you after Survivor! :P

[bigwillq]

133. Was there another poll?

About which DU women is the most high maintenance? I saw the guy's one. Longgrain in a run away. Not surprising!:)

[progmom]

135. check it out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2958536&mesg_id=2958536


Poor JJ.

[Hand]

118. You should crawl to progmom on your belly...

and fervently apologize for liking Survivor. Come to that, you should crawl on your belly to anyone with half a brain and apologize for liking Survivor. This is entirely your fault.
:nopity:

[progmom]

120. innish allah

:P

[Hand]

138. Well, that seems to have killed this thread,,,

Allahu akbar!
:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

139. Bunch of Lie-buls - hahahahahaha

I'll be laughing at all of you as I head up to the rapture and yu lie-buls rott her on earth!!!

[JimmyJazz]

140. You've already missed the rapture! It was Oct. 28, 1992 -

you must have been busy that day!

on edit: removed monstrous sized pic.

[LynneSin]

141. nnoooooo, NooooNNoooNooo

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[Taverner]

142. Do I get dibs on the survivor of the catfight?

;)

[JimmyJazz]

143. I won!

You don't see progmom around here do ya?

[progmom]

144. hellloooooo

:hi:

nice try, beeyotch

[RevolutionaryActs]

145. Wha... what about me?

How can I ever have a stable and loving relationship if you TWO CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT?! :cry:

[progmom]

146. Rev?

If you're looking to my relationship with JimmyJazz as a model of a stable and loving relationship...well...













you're fucked.