It's not gaydar it's

[MichaelHarris]

that 70's porn mustache that's a dead giveaway

[sniffa]

1. or the cock-target

ie: the 90's goattee

[MichaelHarris]

4. LOL

I forgot about the golf goatee

[sui generis]

5. there's the ever stylin' flava sava too

with tiny wire rim specs. Oh wait, I just described Johnny Depp. Nevermind.

[meegbear]

2. I have blackdar ...

I can walk into any place and I almost immediately know which ones are, you know.

[MichaelHarris]

8. I rely heavily on my

republidar, I can smell them out a mile away, problem is when the republidar goes off I immediatly go to DEFCON 4

[sui generis]

3. I'm queer and my gaydar is completely broken

and I don't have a mustacchio

fortunately I'm unlawfully married so window shopping is just window shopping, no gaydar required.

Now, buttless chaps and handlebar mustache - you're probably dead on.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. That doesn't make any sense.

Why do I, a straight woman, have such powerful gaydar I've never been wrong, not once (men AND women, too!), but you, a gay man, have no gaydar? You'd think it would come much more in handy for you (well at least, before you started seeing your SO).

Weird. Why have I been given this gift?

[MichaelHarris]

9. it's because you gravitate

to the 70's porn mustache

[yvr girl]

10. You must have mine, cause I'm totally oblivious to it

I might suspect the Villiage People, but that's about it.

[sui generis]

19. see, they had me completely fooled

I'm tellin' ya!

[meegbear]

7. Mine's always on the fritz

but I also throw a "false negative".

[MichaelHarris]

11. a straight man giving off a false positive can

lead to some interesting times, as a straight man I've been there, I must say the music was good as well as the cooking.

[meegbear]

12. I'm a gay man ...

stocky, shaved head, goatee, blue collar look.

We're out there.

[MichaelHarris]

14. Gannon??????

kidding, thats a jab that must be apologized for :)

[meegbear]

15. No prob ...

He's hilarious. But certain "parts" are similar ;-).

[MichaelHarris]

16. He's a top

is that like a Top Sargent? Does he like spinning, Ohhhhhh I think I just got it.

[meegbear]

18. LOL!

I think we better end this here before it gets locked.

Cheers :hi:

[MichaelHarris]

13. unlawfully married? I'm tellin'

On a side note Bouncy Ball is interested in your buttless chaps pictures

[Bouncy Ball]

17. Hey how'd you know that?

[sui generis]

20. gotta pass on that one

don't have any! but Bouncy has seen me and SO plastered over at Fudge Stripe Cookay's crib, wearing a loverly pair of red tights and horns . . . and they're better than buttless cause they leave NOTHING to the imagination and we're not shy.

:evilgrin: