A Joke For You

[stopbush]

A Republican parks his brand new Hummer on the street. As he opens the door to get out, another Hummer comes barreling down the street and tears off the driver's-side door.

He immediately calls 911, and a cop arrives in under five minutes. But before the cop can ask a single question, the Republican starts screaming about how his new Hummer is wrecked and he's going to sue the city and everyone else in sight.

"I can't believe how materialistic you are," says the cop. "You're so focused on a little damage to your car that you haven't noticed anything else. How materialistic can you get?"

"How can you say such a thing?" screams the Republican.

"Well, in case you didn't notice, your left arm is missing from the elbow down!" the cop yells. "It must have been torn off in the accident."

"Oh, no. Oh my God!" the Republican cries.
"Where's my Rolex?"

[Q3JR4]

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:rofl:

What can I say? It was good.