Haunted nightgown on Ebay

[MissB]

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568545687&rd=1

[WinterStorm]

1. "?"

What language is the ad in?

[Zuni]

2. very odd

Dear Potential Buyers,

Whut in tarnation ah have up fo' auckshun is this hyar right purdy haunted Nightie! ah ah cain't take it no mo'e!!

Ev'rytime ah put on this hyar har nightie, crazy thin's happen--ah cain't come right out an' talk all corngical on ya, but thin's go on thet'd make a streeker blush!

Ah have tried hidin it unner mah trimenjus pink fluffy robe, it seems t'give off an undetecked vibrashun of some so't on account o' sumpin happens t'mah man ev'rytime!!

Yo' see, when ah put it on thets when it happens. He gits this hyar look in his eyes, he starts talkin' t'me in language ah have nevah heard befo'e, even li'l beads of perserashun begin sparklin on his brow. In fack a gal kint even wears it a whole evenin! Thin's happen, as enny fool kin plainly see...Oh does thin's happen!

Ah jest kint take it ennymo'e!! So ah need someone thet is stronger than me t'take ownyship of this hyar nightie. It is a right purdy greenish colo', but ah do WARN ya ah will not be responsible fo' enny postessin' it might does to yer man!

So eff'n yer brave, an' reckon yo' kin bust threw th' demon thet has a hold of mah nightie ah's hankerin' yo' t'have it!

Like ah said ah will not be held responsible fo' ennythin' thet happens t'yo', o' t'yer man while yer warin' this hyar gem, dawgone it.

Good luck t'yo' an' may god haf mercy on yer soul (an' hide)

Please email me wif enny quesshuns befo'e biddin'. ah do place other items up fo' auckshun daily. Yo' might check it out! ah have alot of right fine stuff~~~ ah will gladly combine an' redooce shippin'. ah will ship ennywhar! As long as yer will t'pay fo' th' shippin'.

Internashunal an' Kinadian shippin' will vary. ALL mah items come fum a smoke free an' Pet free home.!

*****NOTE: ah ONLY SHIP ON FRIDAYS! Please give it time fo' yer Item t'arrive, ah will email yo' t'let yo' knows th' Item has been shipped, cuss it all t' tarnation.....*******. Paypal ONLY! ah will ship yer Item t'yo' when paypal clears yer payment - ah do ship prio'ity mail, ah reckon. ah doesn't take money o'ders o' checks....Th' only way ah w'd accepp a Money Order is eff'n ah's axed ahaid of time.. Payment is due no later than FIVE (5) business days fum auckshun ind, unless buyer an' ah have mutually agreed otherwise. Insurance is extry an' opshunal, ah reckon. Eff'n yo''d like insurance please add 1.30 extry. ah will not be held liable fo' lost produck once it has been put into th' mail system, dawgone it.

Good Luck an' Have fun Biddin'!

Be sho'nuff t'check out mah other items ah have some pow'ful right fine thin's ! ;)

[RebelOne]

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