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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:03 PM
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Amazing Jesus Miracle Meteorite for sale, only $250,000!
Amazing Miracle Jesus Meteorite

-not a joke or a hoax-

"And there fell a great star from heaven,burning as it were a lamp". (Rev viii,10) This quote from the New Testament is one of a number of scriptural references to meteorite falls in biblical times. Throughout human history, by different cultures the world over, meteorites have often been regarded as holy things fallen from heaven. Some years ago I acquired this remarkable meteorite from the Sikhote-Alin meteorite shower that fell in eastern Siberia on February 12, 1947 at 10:38 AM. This is the largest meteorite shower in historic time and was witnessed by hundreds of people who said it was brighter than the sun. This amazing meteorite weighs 180 grams and clearly bears the image of Jesus Christ . It looks as fresh as the day it fell over a half century ago. I have been an honored caretaker of this miracle meteorite and have benefited greatly by it's presence. So it is with great reluctance that I offer it here on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=6166341676&Category=

Oh you've gotta love the nutters on eBay...or maybe he's crazy like a fox? :evilgrin:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:08 PM
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1. hey, a 10 year old sandwich got 30,000$
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:12 PM
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3. It's like that Blackadder when they were selling holy relics
Why am I busting my ass trying to get my work published? All I need to do sell a piece of toast with Jesus' face on it or something on eBay.

Hey, there's an idea. I can take one of those Hello Kitty toasters that puts her face on the bread, and modify it so it puts JC's face into it.

Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:11 PM
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2. A quarter of a million dollars?
For a space rock that looks like a half-melted wax model of Darth Vader's helmet? "Image of Jesus" my arse...
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:16 PM
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4. Looks like Christ according to Picasso.
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vptpt Donating Member (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:29 PM
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5. Why is it...
when somebody sees a face-looking thingie on something, it's automatically "the image of Jesus Christ" or "the image of the Virgin Mary"? Why can't it just be a beardy guy, or a woman with something on her head?
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:31 PM
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6. Or why don't they say it's the image of Jerry Garcia?
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vptpt Donating Member (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:35 PM
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7. Exactly! Now there's a piece of toast I'd eat
And I don't mean that in a dirty way either.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:44 PM
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8. Maybe if it was in a bowl
:evilgrin: :smoke:
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