DAMMIT!!! I knew it was too good to be true!

[skypilot]

I run into an old friend last night. He's with a friend who is in a band and follows what is going on in the music world. He told me that the COCTEAU TWINS were getting back together!!!! He said that they were going to perform at some music festival in New York and that they were going to put out a new CD. I google "Cocteau Twins Reunion" and this is what I get:

http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=cocteau+twins+reunion&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D54ea7d10cf48ed14%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3Dcocteau%2Btwins%2Breunion%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.virtualfestivals.com%252Ffestivals%252Farticle.cfm%253Farticleid%253D1695%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DnsBrowserRoll%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virtualfestivals.com%2Ffestivals%2Farticle.cfm%253Farticleid%253D1695

http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=cocteau+twins+reunion&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D54ea7d10cf48ed14%26clickedItemRank%3D4%26userQuery%3Dcocteau%2Btwins%2Breunion%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.excellentonline.com%252Farticle.php3%253Fstory_id%253D1325%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DnsBrowserRoll%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.excellentonline.com%2Farticle.php3%253Fstory_id%253D1325

That's right, not only is the reunion cancelled but the reunion-that-almost-was was actually going to be in California not New York and, worse yet, there never was going to be a new CD. Finding this out was a really shitty start to my day.x(

[ugarte]

1. Now I have to kill myself

There's always the Pet Shop Boys.

[Bullwinkle925]

2. I'm sorry.